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22 of 50 (44%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:50am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked May 7 @ 3:44am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked May 9 @ 12:55am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked May 9 @ 12:12am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked May 6 @ 4:59am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked May 13 @ 11:19pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:45am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked May 6 @ 4:42am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:45am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked May 9 @ 12:07am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:37am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked May 10 @ 3:22am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked May 13 @ 11:23pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked May 10 @ 3:55am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:23am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked May 13 @ 11:20pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked May 13 @ 5:28am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked May 7 @ 3:40am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:07am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked May 8 @ 11:43pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked May 7 @ 3:44am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:19am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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