" The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen. " - Tom Cullen


[Daft] pie: dude are you playing team fortress?
[Daft] Zer0: TRYING
[Daft] Zer0: damn caps lock
[Daft] pie: dude i was gonna play team fortress
[Daft] Zer0: lol i just got on epic
[Daft] pie: dude we should totally play team fortress
[Daft] Zer0: dude indeed thats a great idea
[Daft] pie: dudedudedudedudedude...
[Daft] pie: team fotress!
[Daft] Zer0: dude yea team fortress
[Daft] pie: duuuuhhuuude.... team fortress
[Daft] Zer0: im not in a server yet im eating tyreaki noodles
[Daft] pie: dude?
[Daft] pie: team fortress, dude.
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[Daft] Zer0: team fortress
[Daft] pie: dude! team fortress!
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On Red Orchestra 2's delayed release:

Extra Polish? But it's on the eastern front!
You dont want them Russian it, though.
I think they're just Stalin for time.
Can you nazi that they're using the time to make more hats?
I think they made the reich decision.

I'm like, a master at making burritos man. Like, you don't even know man. I can make a burrito, while eating a burrito, while thinking about better ways to make burritos. It's sick, man. You should it try sometime.