I sexually Identify as a chicken nugget. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being covered in oil and fried so i can go dropping hot sticky loads out of American ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. People say to me that a person being a nugget is Impossible and I'm mentally ill but I don't care, I'm beautiful. Next week I'm having Guy Fieri over to rub butter, flour, 30 kg of breadcrums and chicken paste on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Nuggy" and respect my right to kill with Cardial diseases and make people look like natural satelites needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a nuggerist and need to check your fatass privilege.
Thank you for being so understanding.


Heil Ronald Mc Donald