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0.4 hrs on record
I genuinely forgot I still had this in my library. Thought I removed it out of rage.

All the negative reviews ring true. Blatant, debatably extremist, Christian propaganda, genuinely racist characters, an uninteresting story and no reason to play other than boosting your achievement count.

The only time I enjoyed myself was when I started skipping through it, and was randomly jumpscared by someone yelling "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, GET OUT OF HIM" or something dumb like that. Laughed my butt off.
Posted September 18, 2025.
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2.6 hrs on record
SFTF isn't anything mind blowing, but that's totally okay. It's a fairly short ride, I'd estimate around 5 hours for all endings (given you read all dialogue at least once). There's only one character on screen at a time, which can make conversations feel drawn out. It's very difficult to get onto a route, as the choices needed are very specific considering how many you're given in the intro.

For me, where the game shines is the characters. These three little goobers have been stuck in the back of my brain ever since I stopped playing. Dialogue is good, often giving me a good chuckle, but making me genuinely feel for these characters. The heavier topics are handled surprisingly well, and the comedy is overall pretty good.

Technical issues. Scott The Woz reference in the opening. Scout supremacy. 6.5/10.
Posted October 4, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
They say there are games that you play in your life that will change you as a person. KinitoPET, for me, is one of those games.

From a technical standpoint, it's a marvel. From a storytelling standpoint, it's heart-wrenching. From a secret hunter standpoint, it's all you could ever want.

And it's your new best friend. Now and always.
Posted February 2, 2024.
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3 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
The most toxic community I've ever stepped into.
Posted September 17, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
REFLEXIA is a comedic yet distressing dive into the tropes and cliches of the Visual Novel genre. It's the kind of game where you can comprehend what's happening, but you don't WANT to comprehend what's happening. Comedic timing is great, with the achievements being half of the joke.

Many will compare the meta-commentary to games like Doki Doki Literature Club, and some similar points are tread, but REFLEXIA takes a different approach. Moreso looking at the conscious of the characters.

I went from laughing, to fearing, to crying. A beautiful yet disturbing game, and an easy play for anyone even slightly interested.
Posted December 9, 2022.
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1,007.4 hrs on record (314.4 hrs at review time)
I got fired because I didn't make a dead guy my world champion. 10/10.
Posted September 17, 2022.
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962.6 hrs on record (449.3 hrs at review time)
i hate this game, why do i love it
Posted May 22, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Unsettling, vague, a bit confusing, and I love it.
Posted February 28, 2022.
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1.8 hrs on record
It's Uno.

Noticed the servers are better than other Ubisoft games as well, though still not good per say.
Posted July 1, 2021.
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3.5 hrs on record
It's Monopoly.

Only play local though, Ubisoft servers are as garbage as always.
Posted July 1, 2021.
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