CEO of Racism.
Winner of the annual "Most Slurs In 45 Seconds" competition 7 years in a row.
Grandmaster of every KKK cell in the eastern hemisphere.
Inventor of the patented Neuro-Linked Narrow Purpose Quantum Assembly Device (NLNPQAD for short) that materializes a lit pipe bomb in your dog's stomach 14.3 seconds after you share your pronouns in a conversation with me.
I like my women like I like my cereal - microwaved.
The hitman behind every major political assassination in the last 83 years, including but not limited to John Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr, John McAfee, Jeffrey Epstein, Kobe Bryant, and Harambe.
Unabomber's ghost writer.
I pronounce the "cch" in "Pinocchio" the same way you pronounce the "ch" in "chair".
I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of section 8. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section to run our illegitimate business. We poses unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind altering inhibitors and only use cash or financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.
My medical record currently features 17 mental illnesses that haven't been invented yet.
Well if you are what you eat - then I am 13 prostitutes that have gone missing in the state of New Jersey during September of 2018.
Excuse me? Homophobic? I'm not scared of them, they're scared of me.
I am that which has ever been, always is, and forever will be.
Well if I'm not supposed to sexually harass women, then why did God make me faster and stronger than them?
If you took any of that seriously - I am sorry for you.
If you didn't take all of that completely seriously - that's exactly how I recruited 56 people into my international domestic terrorist organization. On that note, welcome to the family, Agent 57. The instructions for your first assignment are on their way to you. You'll know it when you receive them.