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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Feb 2, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Jan 30, 2021 @ 3:05am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Jan 30, 2021 @ 2:51am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Jan 29, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 3:23am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Jan 30, 2021 @ 8:17am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Feb 2, 2021 @ 8:26am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 1:20am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 3:23am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 2:23am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 2:06am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Jan 28, 2021 @ 1:36am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 7:22am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked Feb 4, 2021 @ 8:09am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 3:39am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 6:39am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Feb 4, 2021 @ 3:47am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 12:58am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 11:23am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 3:49am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 10:55am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 11:56am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 2:20am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 6:52am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 1:34am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 8:59am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:56am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 6:40am



Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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