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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 112.6 hrs on record (38.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: Apr 18, 2016 @ 9:27pm
Updated: Aug 19, 2016 @ 8:32am

Went to a broken pathway
Setup a flag
Got grabbed by what the ♥♥♥♥ are those white things
Was dropped onto a village
Village spooky af
Went to village center to see if I could find mayor
Found spooky tree
Spooky tree threw ballsacks at me
Spooky tree ballsacks broken
Spooky tree died
Went to swamp
Swamp was poisonous
Swampy was spooky
Swamp had crabs and wtf are those birds and WHAT THE F**K ARE THOSE SLUGS
Finally found swamp exit?
Gangbanged by 4 dudes in edgy helmets
Bangs one dude in fiery edgy helmet
What the ♥♥♥♥ that's not the exit
I'm tired of this sh*t
Went home and played Dark souls 3

11/10 would not get gangbanged by 4 dudes in edgy helmets
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antennagougou Nov 7, 2016 @ 8:42pm 
11/10 would bang w/ edgy helmets