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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 4.6 hrs on record
Posted: Aug 26, 2024 @ 7:39pm
Product received for free

Just when I thought that there would never be another solitaire game on Steam, what would the Curator Spatula Of Fate slide under my door? You're not going to believe this, but it's a solitaire game! Sweet.

It just so happens that I recently got a really good deal on a collaborative AI, and though it was designed for monster truck shows, I think it can still help me write, and really speed up the process, so let's give it a spin!

Solitaire Quest: Love Blossoms is very much in the style of the Jewel Match solitaires. 200 LEVELS OF PURE SOLITAIRE MAYHEM!!

No problem, no problem. Bit of a learning curve with the AI. Cutting edge tech, and all that. I guess it's the future.

Your aunt THREE TONS OF STEEL LIVING FOR MAYHEM AND OBLIVION!!

...your aunt invites you to work at her flower shop, which means playing solitaire for tokens, and using the tokens to furnish the flower shop. You have your usual high/low solitaire with barriers like ice, vines, and locks, much as you are likely used to. Power ups are available, but though they are cheap, they are also single use. LIKE YOUR MOTHER!!

Gonna tinker with these settings here...
ok? hmm. how about now...

Long ago, in a time all but forgotten except for being remembered, lived a woman. On a small tropical island surrounded by various types of water, she started a flower shop in order to get people to play solitaire.

Many answered the call, only to find that it was about their extended vehicle warranty. Others however, played the solitaire. Played it and found it good. It is these people who we keep in our hearts, our clubs, and even our diamonds...
whom we keep? Whome, hoom whoom? Whatever.

Anyway. Solitaire Quest: Love Blossoms is a perfectly fine solitaire game to add to the no doubt big-ass pile you have if you're a solitaire player. If you're not, why not start a pile. Besides, these devs are Ukrainian, and boy could they use a break these days.




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