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82.2 hrs on record (82.0 hrs at review time)
Relived World War I by swallowing mud in the trenches. Our lungs gave out from running trench to trench and wearing gas masks, but raising hell with the Ottomans was a whole different kind of fun. Didn't read it in a history book, we lived through it. (And a special shoutout to those pilots pulling off impossible flight maneuvers while we couldn't even keep the plane straight for 5 seconds without crashing into a hill.)
Posted July 21. Last edited July 21.
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91.8 hrs on record (91.6 hrs at review time)
Went to cut some wood, naked cannibals came running at us screaming. Chopped off their heads and made a totem pole, then dried and ate them. Pure chaos, highly recommended.
Posted July 21.
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93.7 hrs on record (93.2 hrs at review time)
Grocery store simulator. Customers yell, shelves empty, shift never ends. Go bankrupt here before you do in real life, highly recommended.
Posted July 21.
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99.5 hrs on record (99.3 hrs at review time)
Meksika'nın tozlu yollarında kaçak göçmen gibi son sürat gazlayıp her cactus'e duvara çarparak kaportayı dağıtmaktan sanayi ustası olduk. Düz yolda giderken bile tarlaya uçmak garanti, araba sürmeyi unutturan ama yine de tequila havasıyla direksiyon sallatan harika bir kaos.
Posted July 21.
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161.4 hrs on record (160.6 hrs at review time)
We turned into rally drivers trying to fix our bumpers like local mechanics in England's glorious left-lane traffic and endless mud. Guaranteed to smash into a wall while driving straight; a masterpiece that makes you forget how to drive yet somehow keeps dragging you back behind the wheel.
Posted July 21.
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218.9 hrs on record (218.6 hrs at review time)
A great simulation for chasing people with a frying pan and lying down in the grass like a lawn ornament between buildings. Perfect for shaving years off your life from the sheer stress of wondering 'where the hell did I get shot from' while running in the middle of the map. I recommend it because we clearly love suffering.
Posted July 21.
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1,055.7 hrs on record (1,054.3 hrs at review time)
1.054 saat gömdük, 77/77 tüm başarımları fulledik. Şehri baştan aşağı soymadığımız yer kalmadı, esnaf gibi dükkanı kapattık. Küçüklükten beri hayalimizdi zaten, yaptık bitti. Çok da abartılacak bir şey yok, sadece mesaiyi tamamladık.
Posted July 21.
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2,648.9 hrs on record (1,499.9 hrs at review time)
I have 1,500 hours on record. I poured the best and most frustrating years of my life into this game. The reason I uninstalled it is entirely because of the human trash I keep getting matched with. The gameplay is great, the mechanics are amazing, but if there was a matchmaking selection screen, I'd probably have 3,000 hours. Stay away to protect your sanity; I couldn't do it, but you can.
Posted July 21.
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23.0 hrs on record
Tried to become human, but fried the motherboard and stayed a robot. We're here until the next system update.
(It was one of the best story-driven games I've ever played)
Posted December 31, 2025. Last edited July 21.
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128.1 hrs on record (125.5 hrs at review time)
"A great simulation where you can waste hours chasing pigs and flipping tractors with your friends. We went in thinking we'd build our own farm, but we ended up looking like local auto mechanics. Definitely recommended for playing together.
Posted November 22, 2024. Last edited July 21.
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