Carlos Valentine
1440 minutes in a day, u find time to get shit on by me in 1440
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Curb stomp a juice box n collect there Yahmaha

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Here`s a picture i made :)

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Why the ♥♥♥♥ would you go to that island?
Why would you go to Epstein Island?
Prince Andrew went to Epstein Island
Bill Clinton went to Epstein Island
I wonder what they was doing on that island
They should rename it PDF Island
Been a while since we knew who went to Pedophile Island
They was on that island wildin'
David Copperfield went to Epstein Island
♥♥♥♥ David Copperfield I like Chris Angel
I'm Chris Angel made the work disappear
Why this ♥♥♥♥♥ made all my cocaine disappear?
He got married on Epstein Island
Why won't they tell us who went to the island?
Trump said he was gonna tell us who went to Epstein Island then he met Netanyahu
After he met Netanyahu he said "stop worrying about the island"
What the ♥♥♥♥ happened on Epstein Island?
That ♥♥♥♥♥ Jeffrey Epstein was wildin'
He was friends with Bill Gates and Bill Clinton
♥♥♥♥♥♥ named Bill be trippin'
He was friends with Prince Andrew and he was friends with Donald Trump
He cut a deal for doing some weird ♥♥♥♥ by somebody that worked for Donald Trump
Why the ♥♥♥♥ would you go to that island?
I would never go to Epstein Island
What the ♥♥♥♥ would I even do on that island?
All ♥♥♥♥♥♥ do over there is bad ♥♥♥♥
Bill Clinton was there doing bad ♥♥♥♥
Beware of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that act like they perfect cuz they be doing some bad ♥♥♥♥
Beware of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that act like gurus because they be doing bad ♥♥♥♥
Beware of anyone that wants to be a politician, they usually be doing bad ♥♥♥♥
They tested LSD on citizens
They gave Syphilis to black citizens
We sold guns to Iran for contra
Libya got slavery cuz Obama
Epstein worked at Bear Stearns
Bear Stearns crashed the stock market
Obama bailed out the stock market
Politicians be crashing the stock market
Who the ♥♥♥♥ voted for nuclear bombs?
We were the ones that made Saddam
Then we went and we killed Saddam
We don't even know who did 9/11
Obama deported 3 million people
That Epstein Island ♥♥♥♥ was evil
If you went to that island you probably evil
The British killed Princess Diana
They staged the moon landing in Nevada
The North American Free Trade Agreement is the reason why Mexico took our jobs
They told us that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ landed on the moon
Why isn't there a McDonald's on the moon?
Bohemian Grove, I was in the trees
That moon landing ♥♥♥♥ I do not believe
I wonder how many ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Epstein paid
CIA sold crack cocaine
All these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ be lying on the news
Everyone gets mad when you talk about–
They gave us the vax and they ain't test it
They got weather machines that be controlling ♥♥♥♥
MLK mighta had too much fun
TikTok made everybody dumb
TikTok made it impossible for ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to focus on anything but short-form content
Most politics are dumb
Left versus right is pretty dumb
A lot of US presidents didn't have degrees
Why the ♥♥♥♥ they need a college degree?
Why the ♥♥♥♥ is college so damn expensive?
They want everybody's house to be rented
Why the ♥♥♥♥ are houses so expensive?
You can't even afford to buy a house
You can't pay the taxes on your house
Government gonna come and take your house
Most (?) just research (?)
♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain't even really doing NASA
I hang out with a ♥♥♥♥♥ his name is Aster
I wonder why the ♥♥♥♥ they went to that island
What were they even doing on that island?
Why did Bill Clinton go to that island?
Why won't they tell us who went to the island?
Elvis stole money from black people
Led Zeppelin stole money from black people
Black people steal money from black people
They ain't let Billie Holiday on their music
The Hood MrBeast meme is racist
I think it's funny but it's kinda cringe
Never download and use apps like Hinge
Using dating apps will ruin your life
Dating bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will ruin your life
Taco Bell meat has dirt inside it
Del Taco meat got dirt inside it
Burger King? Man ♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat horse meat
Cocaine make you better at doing your job
♥♥♥♥♥♥ that work on Wall Street do cocaine
Adderall the same thing as cocaine

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Do adderal it`ll make you not so ♥♥♥♥
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