How does it feel knowing that I was genetically lucky enough to be born as one of the few 5% attractive guys in the world who can get any attractive woman? Literally nothing you can do - school, work, career etc. - will help you get laid more than me simply because I was lucky enough to hit the genetic lottery.
Every time you see a gorgeous girl and desperately think to yourself, "I wish she'd give me a chance", I want you to remember that women let ♥♥♥♥♥ like me ♥♥♥♥ 'em without ever lifting a damn finger.
So enjoy your internet points and DnD ♥♥♥♥♥, but in the REAL world - where it matters - you ain't ♥♥♥♥. Hey but at least you got upvotes, right? The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love guys who get upvotes lol loser. Sorry kid, I'm just on another level compared to you.

You're a pig