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SenseiShei Dec 22, 2025 @ 3:44am 
Which one do you reckon is gonna win? Ya'd think the Lambo... Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mate, the Nissan Patrol eats it in 3rd gear, while it's in top. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rangin' its little ass out, the lambourgini's rangin' it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass out v6. And a 6 cylinder, turbo, diesel just goes *PACHOOOOOOM* straight past in 3rd, old mate leaves it for dead mate. 300 n- 370 odd kilometres an hour mate. Don't laugh mate, I got my own- my Nissan Patrol you know the Mooney Mooney bridge? 480. 480 mate ol' Nissan Patrol. The whole patrols like this mate, I'm up on me feet, and I'm bent over like this with me head pushed against the roof, and the fronts comin' up like that, and it's sailin' down ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mooney Mooney bridge like that. And ♥♥♥♥♥ gone to me "you're the MADDEST ♥♥♥♥ i've ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥ seen mate, you're off your head!". Now I said 'Well ♥♥♥♥♥♥ these other ♥♥♥♥♥ out there were gonna do it ♥♥♥♥♥♥ better than me' and I'll be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ if I was gonna let a Toyota get away with it.
SenseiShei Dec 22, 2025 @ 3:43am 
Get on chop the ol' Nissan Patrol short wheel base, you know the fibre glass roofs you can rip the roofs off of it? Alright, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥- I go up and this ♥♥♥♥ sail down Mooney Mooney bridge on the back legs, on its back ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wheels. Walk- It walked... you know how 4WD can walk? Well it started to walk as I was goin' into the- into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥- into the clip, it started to walk on me on its back legs mate, and I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' held the ♥♥♥♥, and just HELLLD it mate ♥♥♥♥♥♥ all muscles- WHITE fingertips, the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥' 10 yards mate. All the way down through there mate passin' cars like they was standin' ♥♥♥♥♥♥' still mate. Some of the cars were doin 150 mate and im just *ZOOM* *ZOOM* *ZOOM* *ZOOM* straight past em' mate, and I'm on the back wheels and this things startin' to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ walk.
Rafiki Jul 30, 2020 @ 6:27am 
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Peanutman Jul 27, 2012 @ 1:43am 
Merhuahaha buy haydogg a copy of L4D2! He said, he will pay you in change.
Noel Train Sep 19, 2010 @ 4:13am 
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