A man was walking in the desert, feeling extremely thirsty. He saw a tent in the distance, went up to it, and called out:
— "Hey, is there any water here?"

A voice replied from inside:
— "No, there is no water!"

The man walked a bit further, found another tent, and asked again:
— "Buddy, is there any water here?"

The same voice shouted from inside:
— "I told you, there is no water!"

The man was getting completely exhausted. He saw one more tent up ahead and, just as he was about to give up, he tried his luck one last time:
— "Guys, is there any water here?"

The voice from inside shouted back angrily:
— "If you ask one more time, I’m going to make you sit on that nail!"

The man waited a moment, and then curiously asked:
— "Well... is there a nail here?"

-rep insane bot

+rep funny man

+rep

-rep idiot

+stupid turkish kebab