Met this guy at a taco stand. He took my order, I waited 15 minutes. I didn't see him inside the double wide they parked in the Walmart parking lot to sell food out of, so I walked around back. To my surprise he was sucking off big bird! I yelled for him to stop, but he sped up! Once he finished I asked what he was doing. He responded "paying my landlord rent."

Won't be getting tacos here again, that's for sure.

realest <3