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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 1:40am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 2:16am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 4:15am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 3:31am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2017 @ 7:56am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2017 @ 9:50am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2017 @ 6:04am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 1:39am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2017 @ 5:36am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 6:20am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 4:32am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 3:49am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2017 @ 9:39am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2017 @ 5:57am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2017 @ 5:34am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 2:28am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 7:04am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 4:37am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 2:47am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 7:15am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 4:47am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 6:20am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 4:50am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 7:38am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2017 @ 7:48am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 7:04am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 4:09am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 1:22am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2017 @ 1:08am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2017 @ 8:03am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 7:38am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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