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> "Hey, are you seeing anyone right now?"
- "No, why?"
> "I mean, I just really think it would help if you saw a therapist or psychiatrist or something like that."
- "Ehhhhh..." (ー ー;)

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Name: 【Mayflau】@w@ | Shion
Age: [ERROR 404]
Role: Useless - A real π-Rat🐀
Special Skills:
[Oops, sry I'm dead - RIP] - Causes instant death in inappropriate situations.
[Eye of the Beholder] - AFK looking for something to eat while everyone else is fighting for their life.
[Ultimate Friend Force] - Will leave the group to do idiotic stuff - Causes +80% chance of dying.
[FROGS!] - Receive a nice frog pic!
[ Mafuyu.wav#2415 ] - Will talk nonstop after getting added on discord.
[Oyasumi - おやすみ] - Appears an hour later online again after saying goodnight. - "It's not that I lied, it's just that I failed."
[Utaites] - Starts talking about japanese singers.

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"Sleeping until noon every day so I only have to pay for 2 meals: How to turn your depression into profit." ---> *buy now*

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"People : So, who's your favourite singer?
Me : A man in his early 30s who likes to sing about cats while flying with a big balloon." ♡ (╹﹃╹)

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When we team-up I just want to let you know that I'm 100% playing like Mafu. ♪♬♫ 乁( • ω •乁)

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Don't:
- Follow me (I'm probably lost or dead anyway)
- Give me strong weapons, I'll f***k it up
- Trust me when I say: I got this (I don't)
- Think I'm an idiot. - I'm just stupid.

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- *screams and runs away while getting chased by a monster*
Me: "Could you please die quietly - I'm trying to read something."

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- "Okay, we play in stealth mode - here's the pla-"
Me: *takes the flame-thrower* HYAHAHAHA DIE TRASH!!1!!11!
- "...Or we play like that."

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- *gets chased by an enemy and dies* "Well, yeah I'm dead."
Me: "I know, I was behind you. "
- "... AND YOU DIDN'T HELP ME!?"
Me: "... Yeah I tried." *eats some crisps*
- "No, all you did was standing behind me, eating some crisps while I was fighting for my life."
Me: "I really tried."
- "F*ck you."
Me: "I AM HELPING!" (・_・)

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Me: "Woaaahh, you can push her! Watch me, watch me!" *pokes an enemy*
"Ahaha it's really fun, she looks so stupi-" *gets almost a heart attack of the jumpscare*
Me: "..."
- "..."
Me: "... I- I-..." (ಥ﹏ಥ)
- "Ok, wow." *laughs*

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So, if I should disappoint you, I guess I'm sorry. (Nah, I'm not. I would probably do it again.)
If you don't know me, this is what you can expect:
I'm on my own adventure and suddenly decide to come back with some stupid stuff I found, while everyone else is already dead.
Just like this: *click*

Teehee~ (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

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