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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 7:47pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2015 @ 7:20pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 6:44am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 8:32pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 7:40pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 8:58am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 11:20am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 9:50am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 11:55am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 6:43pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 6:57pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2015 @ 7:29pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 11:58am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 11:28am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 6:56am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2015 @ 11:57am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 7:41pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2015 @ 12:22pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2015 @ 12:17pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2015 @ 8:32am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 9:30am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 11:41am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2015 @ 7:40pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 9:53am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 11:47am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 8:29pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2015 @ 2:24pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 2:13pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 7:16pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 3:02pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 7:13pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2015 @ 7:26am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 7:26pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 8:18pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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