Recent reviews by chasehilton

my childhood has returned

cyka simulator
2/10 could not blyat

> I was only 10 years old.
> I loved TF2 so much, I had almost all the weapons I wanted.
> I would leave my computer on for hours, Just to get a few drops.
> Then I got my first hat, The gibus.
> Suddenly everything changed.
> I no longer cared about playing for fun, I only cared about the 'hats'
> I "borrowed" my mommys credit card and bought more hats.
> I had so many hats, I loved them all.
> But then someone traded me, I accepted.
> They offered an Unusual for all my hats.
> It was so sexy looking, I put up all my hats and traded.
> But no Unusual, He scammed me.
> I lost it all.
> I was so sad I cried for hours.
> Later that night I prayed to Gaben for my hats back.
> I went to bed after praying.
> I felt warm.
> I looked behind me, It was Gaben!
> He said "This is Gabe Newell" and handed me a Burning Team Captain.
> Then I woke up, I was wearing my Burning Team Captain and I was naked.
> I saw Gabe leave through the window, he looked back at me and winked.
> Hats are love. Hats are life.


TF2:
11/10 Best hat simulator 1981

This is literally the best game EVER!

I love this game so much!