The truth, like a penis, sometimes slips out at inopportune times.


Do you believe in voodoo, and can I have a lock of your hair?

"I live for highs and lows,anything goes.Dirty ass hos, put it all in my nose. Gimme me that shot and I'm ready to go. Better watch out cause I'll hold you down.All you people can't handle this.Take control cause the question is.Whats my name do you really care? Cause I'm a rockstar." ~TC - Rockstar

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

"...and if I may, I would like to paraphrase Dickens. But instead of Christmas traditions I am speaking today of vaginas when I say 'They have never put one scrap of gold in my pocket, but they bring a smile to my face. So therefore I declare them good'..."

~Quagmire