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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 1:11pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 12:54pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:17am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 2:10am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 1:41am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Feb 27 @ 1:33am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 3:00pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 1:47am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 3:09pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked Mar 11 @ 2:51am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Mar 10 @ 3:18pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 7:38am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 2:33am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 1:52am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 6:12am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Mar 11 @ 6:18am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked Mar 8 @ 4:57am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Mar 11 @ 6:18am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 6:05am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 9:11am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Mar 4 @ 3:29am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked Mar 11 @ 2:52am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Mar 11 @ 7:04am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Feb 29 @ 4:33am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Mar 10 @ 3:32pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Mar 11 @ 6:39am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 5:17am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 7:27am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 9:55am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked Mar 8 @ 4:03am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked Mar 8 @ 3:57am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked Mar 8 @ 4:13am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked Mar 8 @ 4:08am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked Mar 8 @ 4:13am



Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
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