Recent reviews by clout demon

The most broken, dysfunctional mess I've ever witnessed. So-called "free weekend" barred me from playing with my friend, the only reason I even considered downloading this atrocity. Do yourself a favor and play something not made by Brendan Greene.

Playing this game is like getting anally probed by aliens; weird at first, then enjoyable, and by the end you hated it.

3/10 would return again to get back the $20 this game costs for some reason

Alright for a Minecraft knock-off. The guide is fairly useful but sometimes unclear (get scissors to cut off your ♥♥♥♥ when it gets stuck in your ceiling fan). Overall enemies are cool except for the skeletons and zombies that they obviously stole from Minecraft. Overall I give it a 9/10, it's okay but rips off so much from Minecraft that I cannot recommend, two thumbs up.

“The sheer diver­sity of pro­jec­tiles I found launch­ing in my direc­tion (includ­ing the ones we were lob­bing our­selves) was staggering.”