Recent reviews by My Uncle Touched Me

I'd rather sh!t in my hands and clap than play this game again.

I ♥♥♥♥ myself and then stood on a landmine 10/10

Most elements of the game play are good, but can you please add more weapons.

Having the choice of only a few weapons with no attachments that change how the weapon handles makes for a boring cycle.

Add a battlefield style weapon progression system and you'd have one of the best shooters on the market.

Just pay for easy anti cheat like any sane developer would.

Change the anti cheat and you'll pick up another 10/20% of sales, it's not rocket science.

The measures I had to go through in order to use this game because of your malware anti cheat makes me wonder if it's all even worth it.

I've seen game play, it looks fun, the developers have rocks in their head, thanks.

Update: This game has caused serious hard crashes that have corrupted registry files, issues that have never happened with any other game using the same hardware.

Edit: RIP Helldivers 2 with the nerf of the quasar cannon and the linking update.

League Of Legends but a third person shooter, if it's on sale grab it.

Played the game and once I heard they were using Faceit for the anti-cheat I uninstalled.

Can I have my life back now please.

Update: I don't want it back, let me live inside this game for a little longer

If you're a fan of the Dark Pictures Series you will like this game.

The co-op is not as good as the Dark Series games BUT it's still 100% worth playing with friends, the story is as good as House Of Ashes.

I can recommend this on sale but not at full price.

This is how the game looked backed when I was a kid playing on the PS2.

Give us 4 player CO-OP, surely it isn't that hard to implement one extra player?