Recent reviews by doug

This game is good. Fun to play. Lots of guns, cool maps, and the sex easter egg was wild. 10/10 would recommend to a friend

When I first purchased this game in early access, I was skeptical. It looked strange and it came from a genre I was not too familiar with, but even as a noob to rougelikes, this game immediately grabbed me by the balls and roped me in. The art style is so great that I wish I had another pair of peepers just so I could take it in twice at once; this game is just a wonder to look at. I've seen this game grow a lot from where it started, and the developers over at Hopoo games are extremely responsive and cute and kind: gods among mortals tbh. I've tossed nearly 200 hours into this game, and I still get aroused whenever I launch it from my desktop.

Overall, Risk of Rain 2 is a wonderful experience. The gameplay is amazing and feels great, although it can sometimes seem a bit repetitive, but you'll forget about any repetition once you ascend to godhood and become death-incarnate, squashing monsters beneath your feet and wiping stages clean in a matter of seconds.

Buy this game, give it a try, bring some friends if you have them. You will not be disappointed, but if you somehow are, sucks to suck.

When I first learned about Counter Strike, I was a frail soyboy. I could lift max 20 lbs, couldn't get any girls, and had never had sex. After I installed Counter Strike Global Offensive to my computer, I began to see immediate change. My penis grew several inches overnight. My voice became that of Stone Cold Steve Austin. The veins on my biceps bulged while I clicked on heads. I had become a sex machine, and I owe it all to CS:GO.