Started playing Counter-Strike in 2002 . This was before ranked matchmaking, before skins, and before your current favorite game was even a concept.

Practically retired in 2019. Skipped the CS2 launch entirely. Returned recently to find the mechanics changed and my 20s reflexes gone. Slower than I was, but evidently still ahead of you.

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Yes, you really just got outplayed by a retired unc who isn't even fully paying attention. I have 800 DPI, a casual attitude, and I was looking at my second monitor deciding what to order for dinner while you were sweating through your shirt.

I wasn't trying. I have no reflexes left. If you think it was a fluke, feel free to review the documented evidence [csstats.gg].

I need you to sit there, look at the gaps in my match history, and really hold that information.

Take all the time you need to process this.

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• CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 5800 X3D
• GPU: Nvidia RTX 3060 Ti
• RAM: 32 GB @ 3200 MHz

• Keyboard: URX Core 68HE
• Mouse: Zaopin Z2 Mini 8K
• Mousepad: Cybeart Ghost Black
• Mic: Kreo Kast Dynamic

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📅 Since 2002 | 🎯 Peaked in the middle, still better than you | ☕ Chai-dependent