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https://youtu.be/vuIg0VWIHLE

A Marten is a weasel-like mammal in the genus Martes within the subfamily Guloninae, in the family Mustelidae. They have bushy tails and large paws with partially retractile claws perfect for healing in 6s.

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Okay you filthy Mudkip. I challenge you to a 1v1. Come fight me!

Every time I haven't been online in a while I see a name in my friends list I don't recognize and go "who's this edgy ♥♥♥♥♥♥' tit" but it's always just marten

🆂🅴🆈🅴🅳 Just now　　𝓝 𝓞 𝓡 𝓞 𝓞 𝓩
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Marten you are cute like hamster eating chicken nuggets

zap!

My intelligence is the burden of my life. These common peasants known as "normal people" would never understand my vast range of intellect, and i'd have to constantly dumben-down myself just for them to understand me. Society is a curse to all people with an IQ of over 131, like myself. 😒

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mr piranha plant :)

One summer when I was in university, I took an intensive Japanese course. One day, our teacher told us that a prospective student was going to come in to observe the lesson. When class was about to start, a nerdy looking guy with a t-shirt that said “looking for a Japanese girlfriend” walked in. He went up to the teacher and started speaking rapidly in bad Japanese to the point that the teacher had to keep asking him to clarify himself. He then sat down and even though he was supposed to be observing, he would periodically interrupt the class trying to show off his superior Japanese skills. At one point, we were doing a role play in class and one person was about to pretend to take a picture. Just as she started to do that, the guy suddenly says really loudly, “Ichi, ni, san, CHIIZU!” We never saw the guy ever again, but he certainly was the running joke in the Japanese department for the longest time.

Why do people desire breasts?
In order to investigate this limitless proposition, you have continued rubbing the boobs.
This grand spirit of yours will no doubt be recorded in the history of humankind.

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normalno brat, dayu vsem cheeki breeki v damke e ani vse tansuyut samnoi OPA!

hochish limonchik?

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　　 　 /　 ／,　 /|　 ,　 ,　　　 ',
　　　ｲ 　/ /-‐/　ｉ　L_ ﾊ ヽ!　 i Post this to your 3 favourite senpais in the next minute
　　　 ﾚ ﾍ 7ｲ｀ﾄ　 ﾚ'ｧ-ﾄ､!ハ|　 | for senpai to notice you! >w<
　　　　 !,/7 'ゞ'　　 ´i__rﾊiソ| 　 |　　　
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　　　　 ﾚ'| i＞.､,,__　_,.イ / 　.i 　|
　　　　　 ﾚ'| | / k_７_/ﾚ'ヽ,　ﾊ.　|
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　　　　　　 ﾚ'ヽL__|___i,___,ンﾚ|ノ
　　　　　 　　　ﾄ-,/　|___./ Or else senpai will not notice you T_T

I don't have any doms, and mostly all I've been doing is taking on the Mercy role, devoutly healing the whole team, and overall getting off on it, even though I don't have any toys to play the games with, or anyone to really share the experience with. I’m a D.va main first, Sombra second, and Mercy third :) I technically do have toys, but they're jelly/latex(?) dildos and a rubber ballgag and I am seemingly pretty allergic to them so I'd need to get a new one for such a toy to be usable. So, I just wanted to know if i could borrow your vibrator haha I will sanitize it before giving it back to you but you don't really need to clean it before giving it to me don't worry

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Hey Hairy Poter its garbage day, eat ♥♥♥♥♥ noodle

waiting for garbage day again

!!! evidence of prem medic not knowing basic medic knowledge !!!

Deep Mind, Deeper State: Medics now have slightly higher health regeneration when healing a hurt patient
Deep Mind, Deeper State: i swear i never knew this
cider: omg
cider: XDDD
cider: prem medic
Deep Mind, Deeper State: wat
Deep Mind, Deeper State: who knows this
Deep Mind, Deeper State: other than you and phea
Deep Mind, Deeper State: no one

@add me on snapchat

Given the choice between an animal with fur and one without fur, most people would think the animal covered in fur would be cuter. And if we applied that logic to people, then everyone would be a furry.

The Nuze Clan Will Prevail

hey marten. Hi.

Marten: i want you to put it in, but its a bad idea

You been visited by legendary Open Pocket "MGE FredTheFungus121". Repost this to 121 other profiles or MGE FredTheFungus121 will sneak into your house at night and micromaincall for all the spiders in your house to eat you at night.

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::

Martina is my favourite big sister. I like to rest my head on her boobs because they’re soft and comfortable. Bath time with oneesan is the best, she helps me to wash my back and I help her to wash hers too.

Cute medic girl main I've met in a pub seven years ago, hits and knows how to heal also nicest person to ever grace the planet shame I'm not good enough for her she has a good job irl to fund me :(

added senpai for mentoring~ :3 konnichiwa i am 14 year old anime girl from taiwan desu~! i saw senpai's stream and think senpai is tottemo sugoii at medic, maybe senpai can teach me how to play this game kudasai? i hope to be as kakkoii as you someday kya~ >//////< but of course if senpai doesn't want to it's daijoubu i-i guess... if that's the case then gomenasai and i will leave senpai alone T^T sayonara then~~~ uwu

Merry Christmas and a Happy new year!

E M O B O Y S
(dead inside)
(poverty)
(depression)

👉😎👉zoop!
😈🙌 Hey! No zooping allowed I'm confiscating these! 🕶️
✋😮✋ Oh no! The source of my power!
💪😤👎 I gotta get them back...
👊😠🗡️hey! Give those back!
🗡️😈🕶️ You'll have to kill me first
🛡️😠⚔️😈🕶️ Clang! Clang
🛡️😡🗡️ agh! I'm losing... But luckily, I have a secret weapon!
🗡️👺🕶️ What???
🛡️😠⚔️👿🕶️ 🔫😎🔫 I'm here to save you!
🕶️😄🙏😎🔫 Yeah! We got the sunglasses back!

apples

hi im marten i work at the frosty mart and i sell frosty ingridients to yeti people :_-)

Super karnax :D

NO INPUT!

Sure

can i be ur new lanzer

420 60 xDXdXD

Girl tea, woman milkshake, only for transes

real DUDE coffee, buy now, order now be a DUDE

A game of who the bigger weeb is and you're winning.

weeber