Marten
Marten
 
 
nous sommes désolés

All Hail Me, The Pink Banana King!

Just because I'm losing, doesn't mean I'm lost.

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A king without a kingdom is a man without a heart, broken empty and alone.

Distribute my soul across the universe and let my mind rest with the fishes.

i dont know about you boys, but caffeine is the only high i need. That and cocaine

If i don't believe in him, why would he believe in me

"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another."

God save us everyone, will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns?

TurboTwins TurboTwins, een zweed die spreekt geen fins.
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Quotes from people on the interwebs

Bonkaholic! : at least I didnt spent 30 dorrar on a pink banana hat

Grenjabob: you are actually not shit

Lux: Before you go, here is some pussy to watch

RAMA LFT : GOD DAMN THIS BANANA HEAD

*DOOD* Random Crits : thats... a pink banana
Martenbiter : yes
[ROM]Surubica : i know
*DOOD* Random Crits : tahts why i prefer tf2 over the OW

6:34 PM - TC Marten: i got Manjaro Linux (Openbox) running on this laptop
6:34 PM - TC Marten: its nice
6:34 PM - a hentai connoisseur: why did i read marijuana

0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: dude yesterday i was on pornhub and like
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: they had highschool dxd there, the actualy show not some porn of it
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: i was like
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: wtf xd
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: is highschool dxd so lewd they have to put it on pornhub

web4ik125240 : да заебали со своими снайперками мудаки

2:39 - B4n4n4m4n<35udd3nly5t4rm14: niga
2:39 - B4n4n4m4n<35udd3nly5t4rm14: what if ur shors are feeled with peanut butter
2:39 - B4n4n4m4n<35udd3nly5t4rm14: then ur shoea are filed with butter
2:40 - meme. Marten: i guess you are right

1:55 - Bananaman: if yu culd choose, hicken or vegatables
1:55 - Bananaman: wuld u pick niggas?
1:55 - Bananaman: cuz
1:55 - Bananaman: peopl say thet
1:55 - Bananaman: if yu think u are black
1:55 - Bananaman: ur white
1:56 - meme. Marten: wat


1:41 - H-space: Your pyro play is kinda like slenderman
1:42 - H-space: I'm fine as long as I don't look to hard

S'you : guys kick EV Martin!
S'you : medic cheat aimbot///

*SPEC* Singa : [Ev] Marten , I respect your stranges
*DEAD* [EV] Marten : thanks

2:06 - Goo: Zondergrappen,mijnspatiewerktnietmeer
2:07 - Goo: Watikeigenlijkwouzeggenis
2:07 - Goo: watisdit,larsdieserieusoptempodrumt
2:07 - Goo: okwtfmijnheletoetsenbordfaalt

[EV] Beastbow: welke dag is het vnadaag?
mB: Marten: donderdag
mB: Marten: lol
[EV] Beastbow: hmmm
[EV] Beastbow: oke
[EV] Beastbow: ja lol
mB: Marten: slimbo
[EV] Beastbow: heb da niet allemaal kunne bijhouden zo XD

21:35 - Chopper (^_^;): btw I got something better than a medic pick earlier
21:35 - Chopper (^_^;): >3
21:36 - Chopper (^_^;): aka you

21:17 - MC Burger @ dodges like turtle: which key is backspace?
21:18 - Jäljittelijä #broder: you mean in console tf2
21:18 - Jäljittelijä #broder: or
21:18 - Jäljittelijä #broder: what
21:18 - MC Burger @ dodges like turtle: in general


antares___ : marten, if you're reading this. *** you and your med spam script


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cider Jun 20 @ 4:00pm 
Why do people desire breasts?
In order to investigate this limitless proposition, you have continued rubbing the boobs.
This grand spirit of yours will no doubt be recorded in the history of humankind.
Mau Jun 10 @ 2:30am 
edge E anime
Mau Jun 4 @ 7:40am 
normalno brat, dayu vsem cheeki breeki v damke e ani vse tansuyut samnoi OPA!
Mau May 13 @ 10:16am 
hochish limonchik?
cider May 2 @ 9:17am 
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cider Apr 5 @ 2:49pm 
I don't have any doms, and mostly all I've been doing is taking on the Mercy role, devoutly healing the whole team, and overall getting off on it, even though I don't have any toys to play the games with, or anyone to really share the experience with. I’m a D.va main first, Sombra second, and Mercy third :) I technically do have toys, but they're jelly/latex(?) dildos and a rubber ballgag and I am seemingly pretty allergic to them so I'd need to get a new one for such a toy to be usable. So, I just wanted to know if i could borrow your vibrator haha I will sanitize it before giving it back to you but you don't really need to clean it before giving it to me don't worry