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Marten   Netherlands
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Mr. Edgemaster_42069xX

nous sommes désolés

All Hail Me, The Pink Banana King!

Just because I'm losing, doesn't mean I'm lost.

FaceIt: https://www.faceit.com/en?referral=8625c9c4-4896-49e3-89e9-a5272788c1b3

A king without a kingdom is a man without a heart, broken empty and alone.

Distribute my soul across the universe and let my mind rest with the fishes.

i dont know about you boys, but caffeine is the only high i need. That and cocaine

If i don't believe in him, why would he believe in me

"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another."

God save us everyone, will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns?

TurboTwins TurboTwins, een zweed die spreekt geen fins.
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Quotes from people on the interwebs

Bonkaholic! : at least I didnt spent 30 dorrar on a pink banana hat

Grenjabob: you are actually not shit

Lux: Before you go, here is some pussy to watch

RAMA LFT : GOD DAMN THIS BANANA HEAD

*DOOD* Random Crits : thats... a pink banana
Martenbiter : yes
[ROM]Surubica : i know
*DOOD* Random Crits : tahts why i prefer tf2 over the OW

6:34 PM - TC Marten: i got Manjaro Linux (Openbox) running on this laptop
6:34 PM - TC Marten: its nice
6:34 PM - a hentai connoisseur: why did i read marijuana

0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(･ω･ゞ) mix/merc?!: dude yesterday i was on pornhub and like
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(･ω･ゞ) mix/merc?!: they had highschool dxd there, the actualy show not some porn of it
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(･ω･ゞ) mix/merc?!: i was like
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(･ω･ゞ) mix/merc?!: wtf xd
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(･ω･ゞ) mix/merc?!: is highschool dxd so lewd they have to put it on pornhub

web4ik125240 : да заебали со своими снайперками мудаки

2:39 - B4n4n4m4n<35udd3nly5t4rm14: niga
2:39 - B4n4n4m4n<35udd3nly5t4rm14: what if ur shors are feeled with peanut butter
2:39 - B4n4n4m4n<35udd3nly5t4rm14: then ur shoea are filed with butter
2:40 - meme. Marten: i guess you are right

1:55 - Bananaman: if yu culd choose, hicken or vegatables
1:55 - Bananaman: wuld u pick niggas?
1:55 - Bananaman: cuz
1:55 - Bananaman: peopl say thet
1:55 - Bananaman: if yu think u are black
1:55 - Bananaman: ur white
1:56 - meme. Marten: wat


1:41 - H-space: Your pyro play is kinda like slenderman
1:42 - H-space: I'm fine as long as I don't look to hard

S'you : guys kick EV Martin!
S'you : medic cheat aimbot///

*SPEC* Singa : [Ev] Marten , I respect your stranges
*DEAD* [EV] Marten : thanks

2:06 - Goo: Zondergrappen,mijnspatiewerktnietmeer
2:07 - Goo: Watikeigenlijkwouzeggenis
2:07 - Goo: watisdit,larsdieserieusoptempodrumt
2:07 - Goo: okwtfmijnheletoetsenbordfaalt

[EV] Beastbow: welke dag is het vnadaag?
mB: Marten: donderdag
mB: Marten: lol
[EV] Beastbow: hmmm
[EV] Beastbow: oke
[EV] Beastbow: ja lol
mB: Marten: slimbo
[EV] Beastbow: heb da niet allemaal kunne bijhouden zo XD

21:35 - Chopper (^_^;): btw I got something better than a medic pick earlier
21:35 - Chopper (^_^;): >3
21:36 - Chopper (^_^;): aka you

21:17 - MC Burger @ dodges like turtle: which key is backspace?
21:18 - Jäljittelijä #broder: you mean in console tf2
21:18 - Jäljittelijä #broder: or
21:18 - Jäljittelijä #broder: what
21:18 - MC Burger @ dodges like turtle: in general


antares___ : marten, if you're reading this. *** you and your med spam script

i will stay up and touch myself - Lux 2016
:steamfacepalm:
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Munky Dec 30, 2019 @ 5:58am 
Marten you are cute like hamster eating chicken nuggets
matt Oct 6, 2019 @ 4:13am 
zap!
96° Aug 24, 2019 @ 4:28pm 
honhonhon
96° Aug 24, 2019 @ 4:28pm 
trop beau marten :)
96° Aug 23, 2019 @ 1:51pm 
trop beau marten can't wait
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