Wow, you look ambiguous 😏
Mr. Edgemaster_42069xX

nous sommes désolés

All Hail Me, The Pink Banana King!

Just because I'm losing, doesn't mean I'm lost.


A king without a kingdom is a man without a heart, broken empty and alone.

Distribute my soul across the universe and let my mind rest with the fishes.

i dont know about you boys, but caffeine is the only high i need. That and cocaine

If i don't believe in him, why would he believe in me

"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another."

God save us everyone, will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns?

TurboTwins TurboTwins, een zweed die spreekt geen fins.
Quotes from people on the interwebs

Bonkaholic! : at least I didnt spent 30 dorrar on a pink banana hat

Grenjabob: you are actually not shit

Lux: Before you go, here is some pussy to watch


*DOOD* Random Crits : thats... a pink banana
Martenbiter : yes
[ROM]Surubica : i know
*DOOD* Random Crits : tahts why i prefer tf2 over the OW

6:34 PM - TC Marten: i got Manjaro Linux (Openbox) running on this laptop
6:34 PM - TC Marten: its nice
6:34 PM - a hentai connoisseur: why did i read marijuana

0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: dude yesterday i was on pornhub and like
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: they had highschool dxd there, the actualy show not some porn of it
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: i was like
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: wtf xd
0:05 - Asaaj_ ヽ(・ω・ゞ) mix/merc?!: is highschool dxd so lewd they have to put it on pornhub

web4ik125240 : да заебали со своими снайперками мудаки

2:39 - B4n4n4m4n<35udd3nly5t4rm14: niga
2:39 - B4n4n4m4n<35udd3nly5t4rm14: what if ur shors are feeled with peanut butter
2:39 - B4n4n4m4n<35udd3nly5t4rm14: then ur shoea are filed with butter
2:40 - meme. Marten: i guess you are right

1:55 - Bananaman: if yu culd choose, hicken or vegatables
1:55 - Bananaman: wuld u pick niggas?
1:55 - Bananaman: cuz
1:55 - Bananaman: peopl say thet
1:55 - Bananaman: if yu think u are black
1:55 - Bananaman: ur white
1:56 - meme. Marten: wat

1:41 - H-space: Your pyro play is kinda like slenderman
1:42 - H-space: I'm fine as long as I don't look to hard

S'you : guys kick EV Martin!
S'you : medic cheat aimbot///

*SPEC* Singa : [Ev] Marten , I respect your stranges
*DEAD* [EV] Marten : thanks

2:06 - Goo: Zondergrappen,mijnspatiewerktnietmeer
2:07 - Goo: Watikeigenlijkwouzeggenis
2:07 - Goo: watisdit,larsdieserieusoptempodrumt
2:07 - Goo: okwtfmijnheletoetsenbordfaalt

[EV] Beastbow: welke dag is het vnadaag?
mB: Marten: donderdag
mB: Marten: lol
[EV] Beastbow: hmmm
[EV] Beastbow: oke
[EV] Beastbow: ja lol
mB: Marten: slimbo
[EV] Beastbow: heb da niet allemaal kunne bijhouden zo XD

21:35 - Chopper (^_^;): btw I got something better than a medic pick earlier
21:35 - Chopper (^_^;): >3
21:36 - Chopper (^_^;): aka you

21:17 - MC Burger @ dodges like turtle: which key is backspace?
21:18 - Jäljittelijä #broder: you mean in console tf2
21:18 - Jäljittelijä #broder: or
21:18 - Jäljittelijä #broder: what
21:18 - MC Burger @ dodges like turtle: in general

antares___ : marten, if you're reading this. *** you and your med spam script

i will stay up and touch myself - Lux 2016
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cider Jun 23 @ 2:23am 
One summer when I was in university, I took an intensive Japanese course. One day, our teacher told us that a prospective student was going to come in to observe the lesson. When class was about to start, a nerdy looking guy with a t-shirt that said “looking for a Japanese girlfriend” walked in. He went up to the teacher and started speaking rapidly in bad Japanese to the point that the teacher had to keep asking him to clarify himself. He then sat down and even though he was supposed to be observing, he would periodically interrupt the class trying to show off his superior Japanese skills. At one point, we were doing a role play in class and one person was about to pretend to take a picture. Just as she started to do that, the guy suddenly says really loudly, “Ichi, ni, san, CHIIZU!” We never saw the guy ever again, but he certainly was the running joke in the Japanese department for the longest time.
cider Jun 20 @ 4:00pm 
Why do people desire breasts?
In order to investigate this limitless proposition, you have continued rubbing the boobs.
This grand spirit of yours will no doubt be recorded in the history of humankind.