Recent reviews by MarissaPoo

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I don't really know where to begin on this one.

I bought Phas Nov. 2021, just over a year after it being dropped as an "early access" title. Clearly it still is in early access, almost six years later. The devs, KG, focused heavily on making this a perfect game, but it is currently in no position to be even considered half perfect. The year I played Phas (2021-2022ish) was awesome. The game was simple, fun, and overall great. Out of curiosity and the lack of my friends being offline at the time, I joined a public lobby just to see how bizarre it would be. Well slap my arse and call me Obama, I joined a lobby with a cheater and got banned within two minutes of being in the lobby. I had no time to leave, I didn't even notice a cheater until we got into a game and the ghost instantaneously appeared. On the TRUCK. Unfortunately I lost everything after being kicked and banned from playing. After a few days, I was able to play again, but my entire game reset. I was back to level 1, I had nothing and no desire to even play the game anymore. 2024 comes along, I started back where I left off. I grinded the game until around level 40, and then after the game became repetitive, I became extremely bored of it. After the pointless reworks on Tanglewood, the unnecessarily bugged updates, and the lack of care KG has for this game, I cannot recommend anyone purchasing Phasmophobia in its current state.

New Update notices:
- Incredibly buggy
- Voice chat does not work after dying (barely works while all players are alive)
- Voice box does not work (at least with voice chat)
- Optimization is awful, 60FPS looks buns
- Lag spikes every few seconds, game freezes, crashes on launch
- The new character update is incredibly glitched, my character was supposed to have hair and was literally bald action

NOOPY :)