Reasons why you are here
1.I am playing fairly good and you want to check if i have a legit profile.
2.I am playing bad and you want to know my rank.


1) My brain is larger than your brain: In measurable proportions of mass, density and volumetric surface area, my brain and encephalization ratio of body mass to grey matter exceeds your own. This attribute is due exclusively to a combination of being a human male capable of logic, early hominid neo-neander European genetic influence, staggering non-Frenchness and an upper-middle class upbringing in the best country currently in existence.

2) My penis is larger than your penis: My reproductive organ's respective length, circumference and mass is immeasurably large. I had/have more prospective mates and current romantic interests than yourself, and they have been of a superior quality, and liked me more than they would have if you were me.
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