Recent reviews by weed man

humphrey gave me nightmares

stan humphrey best character <3

very good

hittin some balls with the boys

This game is quite honestly one of the greatest games ever put on the internet, and by far the best game on steam. The graphics, for one, are unparalleled. The lighting and the textures are like no other, and the art direction captivates the player in a way that one simply cannot explain. This game is akin to a spiritual experience that will change the way you see the world around you for the rest of your life. The movement is unlike any other and is completely unique. The level of skill required to complete even the first tutorial level can be off putting to new and inferior players, however the payoff in being able to masterfully navigate not just the tutorial, but also later levels including but not limited to "tutorial 2" among others provides a feeling of satisfaction you cannot obtain while playing any other game. Playing this game for an extending period of time enables you to transcend the very universe in which your physical forms exist. Through playing this game, I have progressed to the next plane of evolution and now have no need for any other games. This game is the peak of the human species and can never be outdone. Play this game only if you are willing to have the rest of your life ruined due to being unable to play any other games due to their sheer inadequacy. This game should be paraded across the globe and worshipped as a godly creation. The fact that there aren't more people playing this game is quite frankly insulting. If you are reading this review, I demand you to play this game. This is not a suggestion, this is a threat.

pretty good so far. I got this game during the free weekend and figured out that as long as i dont close it i dont have to pay for it.

11/10

groovy casettes.

this game is a corporate masterpiece. and Colonel Sanders is such a hunk i simp for him.
He makes me question my sexuality.
11/10

Yuri is waifu.

she is my blood and i am her skin.
i shield her with my flesh.
i simp for yuri.

yuri is waifu.

if you want to discreetly ruin a friendship then this is the game to play!

A solid few hours playing a 1v1 against your would be friend in this game and you wont be friends anymore because this game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ masterpiece.

good game yes yes good