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Recent reviews by Pakistani Tyrion Lannister

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1 person found this review helpful
221.0 hrs on record (35.0 hrs at review time)
For batting it's fine, but for bowling it's a joke. Batsmen regularly run 4 or even 5 off of poor shots because the fielders are ridiculously slow. They will edge the ball often but 99 times out of 100 the edge will go past the fielder for 4. Be prepared for low rated batsmen to miraculously dig out every perfectly placed yorker and every blind slog at a short ball to go between the fielders. Maybe you can change something in the sliders to make it playable, but the default difficulties are painfully unfun for fast bowlers.
Posted October 15, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
439.7 hrs on record (222.2 hrs at review time)
I post this from Yves Guillemot's French chateau in the Alps. Truly, this game is a disaster. But it serves as my only form of escapism from the massive anal reaming Yves gives me on a daily business. I am only allowed out of the dungeon for 2 hours a day, and the sole form of entertainment is excusively Ubisoft games. After exhausting "ABBA: You Can Dance" for the Wii and both installments of the Smurfs game for Nintendo DS, I was left with "Rainbow Six Siege." Through eyes full of tears I attempt to climb the ranked ladder, gaining a quarter of the points for a win that I lose after a loss. All the defense operators suck and if you don't pay extra the DLC operators take forever to unlock. However, being stuck in ELO hell with 12 year old screamer teammates still beats the IRL hell in which I live. Yves treats me like an animal. I haven't eaten anything other than cat food in 2 years. It's not even Fancy Feast. The bastard gives me the dry stuff: Meow Mix. Hairball control formula for when he makes me eat his furry ass. I would love to pass the day here with more insider info on the game, but I think I can hear Mr. Guillemot on his way now. It's nearly midnight, so that means it's time for what he calls the "Saturday Night Fever." I want to say more but I risk breaking Steam's obscenity guildlines. Dear God, he's here. Tell my mom I love her.
Posted April 28, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
A fun game with a lot of replay value. Always nice to see games coming out of India especially ones that deal in Hindu mythology.
Posted December 21, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
Like a worse Dark Souls but made by the better Axis power.
Posted December 4, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
>be me
>try the game like a year ago
>wont boot up at all
>FF to now
>see the update
>try the game again
>boot it up
>it works
>super loud main menu music starts
>pick my character by accident
>choose one of two maps
>fight starts
>enemy ai is ichabod crane just like me
>stunlocks me to death
>round 2
>i spam some hits and stunlock him to death
>round 3
>ai gets in an early combo and stunlocks me to death with low kicks
>YOU LOSE

gg
Posted November 9, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.1 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥'s dank, bruh
Posted June 24, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Like if Counter Strike had even more autism.
Posted March 18, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Shows promise...
But the lack of a real tutorial and the ridiculous number of typos and grammatical errors make it hard to recommend, at least at this point.
Posted March 11, 2014.
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16 people found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Graphics are a little dated, but a more thrilling and realistic spec ops shooter is something I have yet to find...
Posted January 7, 2014.
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