Peter Griffin has ruined my life.

Since the new season dropped the only game Ive played is fortnite because I want the Peter griffin skin more than anything in the world. I am now level 142 and ive claimed all currently possible Peter Griffin related rewards. I now find my self empty and have a lack of a sense of purpose. For about a month ish all i did was play fortnite . It was all I cared about. I hate this game.

Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

I DID NOT JACK OFF TO HENTAI ♥♥♥♥ YOU
SO MY MOM WAS GOING THROUGH MY INTERNET HISTORY AND SHE SHOWED THE PRINCIPAL MY HENTAI COLLECTION (WHICH I ONLY USE TO PRACTICE MY JAPANESE). SO HE GOES ON TO SEND ME TO A GUIDANCE CONCEALER 4 DAYS A WEEK DURING LUNCH. MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME (TURNS OUT SHE'S MONGOLIAN) AND NOW I DONT EVEN HAVE A PHONE BECAUSE MY MOM IS AFRAID I WILL JACK OFF TO HENTAI!!!!!!!!!! FFS

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl’s shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.