"Hello, yes, I'm here for the yuri. I was told there was yuri. No? It's just more undertones and edgy Hello Kitty sequences? This isn't what I was promised. No! I am sorry, I have to g- no, no! You said no! Undertones are not yuri! Okay, you go all the way or you go home. I'm not dealing with this. It's your one job. My coffee maker has one job, to make coffee, and it manages to do that every single day. I'm not on the receiving end of coffee undertones. They're girls! If they're not doing gay things to each other, THEN WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?!"

- Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo- paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke. - 19 A.D.

All I wanted from life was for Dagestan to rise again from its ashes. That day will be the day that humans will live for. For when the forces from the Knights of Saint John duke it out against Dagestan. Only one empire may win in the battle of who can create a sick flute solo.