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Alan   Chicago, Illinois, United States
 
 
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Art of Pizza Rap
If you like pizza chains, please don't even START
You'll come here instead, at least if you're SMART
If you think Chicago Pizza's NYC's crap COUNTERPART
It'll pull your preconceptions APART

Sure the locals treat deep dish like a FART
And haven't taken their own city's Pizza to HEART
Uno's bad, Giordano's good, Lou's is a work of ART
But Art Of Pizza makes them all taste like WAL-MART

Papa John's is Mr.Burns, this place is BART
Pizza Hut is prudish, this place is a TART
Domino's is dishonourable discharge, this is PURPLE HEART
DiGiorno missed the hot 100, this topped the CHART

Cici's was an extra, this was the LEAD PART
Little Caesar's soiled its pants, this didn't even SHART
Red Baron's pop Philosophy, this place is DESCARTES
CPK's Dover Delaware, this place is STUTTGART

The best part is, a slice just $3 A LA CARTE
Bigger than Roseanne, or the dragon in DRAGONHEART
So big it makes The Rock look like NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
If you want Chicago Pizza, you must go to THE ART

WHART!
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2.8
Hours played
Damzy Jul 29, 2023 @ 8:00pm 
supa mega lul 256 bit cringe moment :steamhappy:
Noxicle May 4, 2023 @ 6:25pm 
gamer moment
Bopaflop Jul 10, 2021 @ 12:18am 
Dude this car kicks ass and i can watch Madagascar© while I'm driving. "what kind of music do you like Gloria" "hippo hop ooh yeah baby" HAHAHAHAHA DUDE THOSE ANIMALS ARE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING
Nigga-Chan Jul 9, 2021 @ 10:40pm 
Borgir
keria May 23, 2021 @ 9:35pm 
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
So you can see I'm tryin'
You won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin'
It's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, ♥♥♥♥♥

So long, it's real, so long, it's real
keria Dec 25, 2020 @ 11:48pm 
have sexc with me