Explaining a joke is like performing an autopsy because it's dead the moment you need to explain it.

Origin: Lorgonotr0n

owo i like catoos uwu ;3 ~hacked by Operation starve b4nny give ur elo o3o

If I tell a human that his 4-corner
head (nose, 2 ears and back corner)
has only a 1-corner face, the dumb-
ass will say to me - "prove it". He
knows not that his face is a corner.

"Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist."

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azion: i hatge uo
azion: ♥♥♥♥

[9:15 PM]
Spooktax:
doorhinge the div killer

"LIFE IS SHORT AND PAIN IS TEMPORARY BUT CHEETOS ARE FOREVER" -raisins

Kumimasen: I bet you don't actually have any cats and these are just cardboard cutouts

TricksMix: I FULLY and COMPLETELY intend to show up in your "quotable conversations on your profile, btw!
TricksMix: ONE DAY!

Danger Ham: haha there's my ass and now it's gone
Danger Ham: how am I gonna ♥♥♥♥ now

Lorgon | Blackjack: I know
Lorgon | Blackjack: I didn't want to do it on that book for that very reason
Kumimasen: yup
Kumimasen: good luck
Lorgon | Blackjack:
Kumimasen: ...
Kumimasen: no
Kumimasen: that's my thing
Lorgon | Blackjack: ?
Kumimasen: !
Lorgon | Blackjack: .
Kumimasen: ..
Lorgon | Blackjack: ...
Kumimasen: ...!
Lorgon | Blackjack: ...
Kumimasen: ..
Lorgon | Blackjack: .
Kumimasen: !
Lorgon | Blackjack: ?
Kumimasen: that's my thing
Kumimasen: no
Kumimasen: ...
Lorgon | Blackjack:
Kumimasen: good luck
Kumimasen: yup
Lorgon | Blackjack: I didn't want to do it on that book for that very reason
Lorgon | Blackjack: I know

Danger Ham: I got 40 mad milks
FL Lorgon -TPF-: didn't you sell them?
Danger Ham: nope
Danger Ham: gonna sell them for a key when I get enough
FL Lorgon -TPF-: Are you going to name yourself the milk mann and give out only milk?
Danger Ham: gonna take a long ass time
Danger Ham: maybe
Danger Ham: but for mow
Danger Ham: now
Danger Ham: I must shuffle around this map
Danger Ham: like a very old man
Danger Ham: I'm gonna become the guy with 10 backpack slots filled with mad milk

Lorgon -TPF-: I'm gonna go shoot people
Lorgon -TPF-: And it's gonna be like
Lorgon -TPF-: Pow!
Lil Bits O' Ham: put away the gun
Lorgon -TPF-: POW!
Lil Bits O' Ham: thats illegal
Lil Bits O' Ham: STOP

Danger Ham: FIVE PENCE AND NO MORE
Lorgon | Blackjack: SEVEN PENCE
Danger Ham: FIVE PENCE AND NO MORE
Lorgon | Blackjack: SEVEN PENCE
Danger Ham: SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER
Lorgon | Blackjack: SIX PENCE
Danger Ham: FIVE PENCE AND NO MORE
Lorgon | Blackjack: SEVEN PENCE

FL Lorgon -TPF-: OH CRAP
FL Lorgon -TPF-: MY PLANTS
Kumimasen: your what
Kumimasen: wat
Kumimasen: that was really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ random i hope you know that

FL Lorgon -TPF-: I like how your character is like "oh no, they took my son! I need to save him...after I build some settlements up. And wait for some melons to grow."
Kumimasen: "Mum, shouldn't you be looking for Shawn-" "WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ IS SHAWN?"

Kumimasen: what game should I play while it downloads
B&H | Lorgon: Super hexagon
Kumimasen: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knew you would say that