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Explaining a joke is like performing an autopsy because it's dead the moment you need to explain it.

Medic main for intermediate team The Portland Blacksiders

Medic sub for invite HL team Rewind

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azion: i hatge uo
azion: fuck

"LIFE IS SHORT AND PAIN IS TEMPORARY BUT CHEETOS ARE FOREVER" -raisins

Kumimasen: I bet you don't actually have any cats and these are just cardboard cutouts

TricksMix: I FULLY and COMPLETELY intend to show up in your "quotable conversations on your profile, btw!
TricksMix: ONE DAY!

Danger Ham: haha there's my ass and now it's gone
Danger Ham: how am I gonna shit now

Lorgon | Blackjack: I know
Lorgon | Blackjack: I didn't want to do it on that book for that very reason
Kumimasen: yup
Kumimasen: good luck
Lorgon | Blackjack: :ccskull:
Kumimasen: ...
Kumimasen: no
Kumimasen: that's my thing
Lorgon | Blackjack: :trolol:?
Kumimasen: :ccskull:!
Lorgon | Blackjack: :trolol:.
Kumimasen: :ccskull:..
Lorgon | Blackjack: :trolol:...
Kumimasen: :ccskull:...!
Lorgon | Blackjack: :trolol:...
Kumimasen: :ccskull:..
Lorgon | Blackjack: :trolol:.
Kumimasen: :ccskull:!
Lorgon | Blackjack: :trolol:?
Kumimasen: that's my thing
Kumimasen: no
Kumimasen: ...
Lorgon | Blackjack: :ccskull:
Kumimasen: good luck
Kumimasen: yup
Lorgon | Blackjack: I didn't want to do it on that book for that very reason
Lorgon | Blackjack: I know

Danger Ham: I got 40 mad milks
FL Lorgon -TPF-: didn't you sell them?
Danger Ham: nope
Danger Ham: gonna sell them for a key when I get enough
FL Lorgon -TPF-: Are you going to name yourself the milk mann and give out only milk?
Danger Ham: gonna take a long ass time
Danger Ham: maybe
Danger Ham: but for mow
Danger Ham: now
Danger Ham: I must shuffle around this map
Danger Ham: like a very old man
Danger Ham: I'm gonna become the guy with 10 backpack slots filled with mad milk

Lorgon -TPF-: I'm gonna go shoot people
Lorgon -TPF-: And it's gonna be like
Lorgon -TPF-: Pow!
Lil Bits O' Ham: put away the gun
Lorgon -TPF-: POW!
Lil Bits O' Ham: thats illegal
Lil Bits O' Ham: STOP

Danger Ham: FIVE PENCE AND NO MORE
Lorgon | Blackjack: SEVEN PENCE
Danger Ham: FIVE PENCE AND NO MORE
Lorgon | Blackjack: SEVEN PENCE
Danger Ham: SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER
Lorgon | Blackjack: SIX PENCE
Danger Ham: FIVE PENCE AND NO MORE
Lorgon | Blackjack: SEVEN PENCE

FL Lorgon -TPF-: OH CRAP
FL Lorgon -TPF-: MY PLANTS
Kumimasen: your what
Kumimasen: wat
Kumimasen: that was really fucking random i hope you know that

FL Lorgon -TPF-: I like how your character is like "oh no, they took my son! I need to save him...after I build some settlements up. And wait for some melons to grow."
Kumimasen: "Mum, shouldn't you be looking for Shawn-" "WHO THE FUCK IS SHAWN?"

Kumimasen: what game should I play while it downloads
B&H | Lorgon: Super hexagon
Kumimasen: I fucking knew you would say that



The world can be mean
It can be cruel
It can be harsh
It can be unfair
But doesn't that make having a smile so much more important?
Currently Online
Can you tell I main medic?
Highlander Experience:

Medic main for iron Blackjack and Hookers (7-3) S19 (6th place)
Medic main for steel Blackjack and Hookers (6-3) S20 (7th place)
Medic main for silver Second Wind (11-1) S21 (1st place)
Medic main for silver Blackjack and Hookers (4-4) S22
Medic main for silver Prime Time Sleepers (12-0) S23 (1st place)
Medic main for platinum Second Wind (4-7) S24 (7th place)
Medic sub for platinum Apolodosh (6-6) S25 (4th place)
Medic sub for invite Apolodosh (5-7) S1 (3rd place)

6's Experience (UGC):

Medic main for iron team The 94's (4-4) S21
Medic sub for steel team The Bessemer Process (6-3) S22 (7th place)
Medic sub for steel team Barbara's Bush Boys (5-1) S23
Medic main for silver team StarStruck (4-4) S24
Medic main for silver team StarStruck (5-5) S25 (4th place)
Scout main for silver team Capture Crew (3-5) S26
Scout main for silver team Confusing the Enemy (5-3) S27

6's Experience (ESEA):

Medic main for open team StarStruck (4-12) S26
Medic sub for open team Antlers Died on a Boat most of the season (10-6) S27
Medic main for open team We Winston (10-6) (0-1) S28
Medic main for open team Questionable Ethics (10-6) (1-0) S29

LAN Stuff:
Rewind 2: Medic main for The Portland Burnsiders (2-5)
RGB 3: Medic main for Samurai Code (2-4)

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