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Explaining a joke is like performing an autopsy because it's dead the moment you need to explain it.

Origin: Lorgonotr0n

I'm trying to stream a lot more now that I'm not playing TF2 so much! As a general rule, if I'm offline on steam, I'm not streaming. I'll try to be in invisible mode until I start streaming. So if I'm online with my twitch name but I'm not playing a game, I'm probably streaming a non-steam game!

owo i like catoos uwu ;3 ~hacked by Operation starve b4nny give ur elo o3o

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azion: i hatge uo
azion: fuck

[9:15 PM]
Spooktax:
doorhinge the div killer

"LIFE IS SHORT AND PAIN IS TEMPORARY BUT CHEETOS ARE FOREVER" -raisins

Kumimasen: I bet you don't actually have any cats and these are just cardboard cutouts

TricksMix: I FULLY and COMPLETELY intend to show up in your "quotable conversations on your profile, btw!
TricksMix: ONE DAY!

Danger Ham: haha there's my ass and now it's gone
Danger Ham: how am I gonna shit now

Lorgon | Blackjack: I know
Lorgon | Blackjack: I didn't want to do it on that book for that very reason
Kumimasen: yup
Kumimasen: good luck
Lorgon | Blackjack: :ccskull:
Kumimasen: ...
Kumimasen: no
Kumimasen: that's my thing
Lorgon | Blackjack: :trolol:?
Kumimasen: :ccskull:!
Lorgon | Blackjack: :trolol:.
Kumimasen: :ccskull:..
Lorgon | Blackjack: :trolol:...
Kumimasen: :ccskull:...!
Lorgon | Blackjack: :trolol:...
Kumimasen: :ccskull:..
Lorgon | Blackjack: :trolol:.
Kumimasen: :ccskull:!
Lorgon | Blackjack: :trolol:?
Kumimasen: that's my thing
Kumimasen: no
Kumimasen: ...
Lorgon | Blackjack: :ccskull:
Kumimasen: good luck
Kumimasen: yup
Lorgon | Blackjack: I didn't want to do it on that book for that very reason
Lorgon | Blackjack: I know

Danger Ham: I got 40 mad milks
FL Lorgon -TPF-: didn't you sell them?
Danger Ham: nope
Danger Ham: gonna sell them for a key when I get enough
FL Lorgon -TPF-: Are you going to name yourself the milk mann and give out only milk?
Danger Ham: gonna take a long ass time
Danger Ham: maybe
Danger Ham: but for mow
Danger Ham: now
Danger Ham: I must shuffle around this map
Danger Ham: like a very old man
Danger Ham: I'm gonna become the guy with 10 backpack slots filled with mad milk

Lorgon -TPF-: I'm gonna go shoot people
Lorgon -TPF-: And it's gonna be like
Lorgon -TPF-: Pow!
Lil Bits O' Ham: put away the gun
Lorgon -TPF-: POW!
Lil Bits O' Ham: thats illegal
Lil Bits O' Ham: STOP

Danger Ham: FIVE PENCE AND NO MORE
Lorgon | Blackjack: SEVEN PENCE
Danger Ham: FIVE PENCE AND NO MORE
Lorgon | Blackjack: SEVEN PENCE
Danger Ham: SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER
Lorgon | Blackjack: SIX PENCE
Danger Ham: FIVE PENCE AND NO MORE
Lorgon | Blackjack: SEVEN PENCE

FL Lorgon -TPF-: OH CRAP
FL Lorgon -TPF-: MY PLANTS
Kumimasen: your what
Kumimasen: wat
Kumimasen: that was really fucking random i hope you know that

FL Lorgon -TPF-: I like how your character is like "oh no, they took my son! I need to save him...after I build some settlements up. And wait for some melons to grow."
Kumimasen: "Mum, shouldn't you be looking for Shawn-" "WHO THE FUCK IS SHAWN?"

Kumimasen: what game should I play while it downloads
B&H | Lorgon: Super hexagon
Kumimasen: I fucking knew you would say that
Zurzeit online
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Can you tell I mained medic?
Highlander Experience:

Medic main for iron Blackjack and Hookers (7-3) S19 (6th place)
Medic main for steel Blackjack and Hookers (6-3) S20 (7th place)
Medic main for silver Second Wind (11-1) S21 (1st place)
Medic main for silver Blackjack and Hookers (4-4) S22
Medic main for silver Prime Time Sleepers (12-0) S23 (1st place)
Medic main for platinum Second Wind (4-7) S24 (7th place)
Medic sub for platinum Apolodosh (6-6) S25 (4th place)
Medic sub for invite Apolodosh (5-7) S1 (3rd place)
Medic sub for invite Rewind (6-3) S2 (2nd place)

6's Experience (UGC):

Medic main for iron team The 94's (4-4) S21
Medic sub for steel team The Bessemer Process (6-3) S22 (7th place)
Medic sub for steel team Barbara's Bush Boys (5-1) S23
Medic main for silver team StarStruck (4-4) S24
Medic main for silver team StarStruck (5-5) S25 (4th place)
Scout main for silver team Capture Crew (3-5) S26
Scout main for silver team Confusing the Enemy (5-3) S27
Something for platinum team Confusing the Enemy (3-5) S28

6's Experience (ESEA):

Medic main for open team StarStruck (4-12) S26
Medic sub for open team Antlers Died on a Boat most of the season (10-6) S27
Medic main for open team We Winston (10-6) (0-1) S28
Medic main for open team Questionable Ethics (10-6) (1-0) S29
Medic main for intermediate team The Portland Blacksiders (4-12) S30

LAN Stuff:
Rewind 2: Medic main for The Portland Burnsiders (2-5)
RGB 3: Medic main for Samurai Code (2-4)

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Good CS player. Soon to be pro!
tv/ntlrz 20. Aug. um 13:03 Uhr 
Is there something wrong with being a virgin? Tell me EXACTLY what you think is ♥♥♥♥ING WRONG with someone being a virgin. It sounds like you're making a virgin joke to ridicule and mock them. If you're ridiculing them, that means you think there's something wrong with it, because if you didn't think there was anything wrong, it wouldn't even cross your mind to make a joke to ridicule and mock them. So tell me EXACTLY WHAT YOU ♥♥♥♥ING THINK IS ♥♥♥♥ING WRONG with a person being a virgin? ANSWER ♥♥♥♥FACE.
Paul 22. Juli um 18:32 Uhr 
Cat
thanks for sharing man 27. Juni um 13:02 Uhr 
she cheats so much she eats pumpkins
thanks for sharing man 4. Juni um 6:09 Uhr 
lorgon, if females on the internet were real, i would give you a hug