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9 people found this review helpful
244.4 hrs on record (89.3 hrs at review time)
It's the most mediocre game I've ever played. The universe is empty and boring, the story is shallow and uninteresting. So many things wrong with the game experience I cant recommend it.
Posted December 16, 2023. Last edited February 23.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
10.5 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
It's degenerate and I really like it.
Posted March 21, 2022. Last edited March 22, 2022.
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76.0 hrs on record (64.0 hrs at review time)
Throwback to Sim Tower. With modern mechanics and expectations. Really fun.
Posted June 2, 2021.
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14 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
This game is pathetically terrible. There is no "dating" there is a couple lines of text total, that you can / have to repeat over and over and over to "get a kiss" or whatever. It's a REALLY bad dating sim. I finished off the entire experience in about 15 minutes. (Thank god, I just wish I hadn't exchanged real money for this pos software).
Posted July 19, 2020.
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41 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
terraria 150 hours starbound 345 hours... edge of space 82 minutes. Im a huge fan of the genre but this game just sucks. Devs left it a mess and promised updates since 2015 of which we got basically nothing but promises.
Posted September 15, 2017.
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12 people found this review helpful
41.2 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
A RTS with god mechanics like the Sims. It blends the genre into something really fluid. The difficulty and replayability is there because while you might learn the game it will never be repetitive.
The characters feel like my friends, after spending hours together I will still laugh at some of their lines.



I got this game as a long time firefly fan, having never played the game before (published 2003). Even today with amazing computers, this game is pretty addicting. Like other firefly games it comes with a creation kit to make, share and play your own maps and assets. I spent about 10 hours figuring out how to play and all the nuances of the game. The sandbox for me is the most fun but some of the maps are really difficult. In every strategy (on some of the hardest difficulty worlds) I would fail. *queue creation kit* Now I have 5 more maps, which I created at just the perfect difficulty.


Biggest cons

Limited items, orientations (can't rotate items) and general customizing options available to build your base. There are probably only 120 items in the entire game that create your world. That gets kindof old.


All in all it's a good classic game with at least 20 hours of fun in it. :weed:
Posted February 1, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
A beautiful little fly simultaor. Flies fly up and down and left and right. Listen, to the flies fly.
Posted August 31, 2014.
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7 people found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
A clickfest that has you reveling in satisfaction. The game consist of clicking different sections of your plant to collect resources, using your spare time to grow and increase the rate at which you can collect resources. Budding flowers or fruit and ultimately collecting seeds before winter stops you. The life of a plant is an intense one and I have a new understanding for green life. The gamplay lasts about 3 hours before you complete the main. Replay value imo is low. Don't let that discourage you from the beautiful game that is Reach for the Sun. 8/10
Posted March 20, 2014.
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7 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
too much fun. i wish everyone would buy this game so we could all play.
Posted March 20, 2014.
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36 people found this review helpful
28.1 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
good conversation, interesting and familiar characters. unlockable items, achievements. What is missing here.....multiplayer!
Posted March 20, 2014.
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