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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 1:58pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 9:05am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 9:38am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2014 @ 9:36pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 9:50am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 10:38pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 11:16am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 10:41pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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