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i hate this game

Very fun internal management game loop. Foreign policy could use some work, but I'm not worried that it won't come.

If you take most of the popular trends in Indie Gaming over the last few years and combine them into a well polished and fun package, you get Spelunky.

A 2D Platformer, it has:
- Rogue-like difficulty and permadeath
- Rudimentary character progression
- Procedural level generation
- Tight controls
- Moddability

Passing a level will only take you about 2 minutes if you're a completionist, with about 5 levels per stage and 4 or 5 stages, so you can theoretically finish this game in under an hour. But the chance of that happening is slim to none. This is because you will drop a bomb under your own feet and die. Then you will respawn, jump off your platform onto spikes, and die. You'll respawn again, get through a few levels, but then get hit by an arrow trap and die. A few deaths later and you'll finally manage to survive long enough to make it to the second stage. Things are looking up, until you piss off a bunch of hornets and they kill you. This goes on for the entire game.

And that's just the normal campaign -- there are daily challenges and multiplayer as well. For such a small package, this game has a ton of content to keep you busy.

All in all, it is one of the best games I've ever played. It is difficult - you will find yourself screaming at your computer while playing it, but you'll be having a good time even still. I can't recommend it enough.

It's free what more do you want? And of course.. HATS!