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Due to the lack of funds
Scientific Found will be often delayed in the future
and yes, it takes a whole studio of Anthropologists and Psychologists to come up with a new gay thing about you but you didn't know until I tell you.
5月20日00:00会准时收到我的520+1314转帐可以截图。
别人有的你也要有我不允许你输给任何人。
为什么是1884,因为多出来50我另有安排
The reason you are still denying yourself being gay
is because
you haven't seen a shemale pretty enough to change your mind.
Here, some pretty for your leap of faith
:@VenusSunrise
@Evelynforever
@NatalieMars
@Izzy Wilde
@Bangtan Sonyeon Dan
@Justin Bieber
@Drake
@John Cena
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Obese gay people like to say no
are you one of them?
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💗Have a nice day💗
Did you know you can pretty much answer every question everyone's ever asked by saying " Your mom"?
regardless of what others think
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⣾⠁⠀⢀⣠⡴𝑀𝑎𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑗𝑜𝑦💗
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晚上好啊
Your high school math teacher's new philippine stepmon might not be spider-man
but she'd still shoot white stuff on him.
never let him know how lucky he is by telling him the truth
If you are a nihilist or constantly having existential crisis.
You probably enjoy Deathconsciousness by Have a Nice Life or Me And the Birds by Duster
但不知道这类作品在英国人气不高还是我们看的那场太早了(早上10.30) 我和我朋友两个人直接包场,真的全场只有我们俩
他说他想纹的是「自由」 但当我看到他手臂上赫然写着大大的「免费」两字 我差点一口咖啡笑喷出来 你能想象他自豪的指着自己的“免费” 一个劲问我纹的对不对好不好看blahblah我有多难绷嘛
我合理猜测他一定对纹身师说了想纹Free而不是freedom这个词
奈何中文博大精深 Free就算作名词也既有「自由」又有「免费」的意思 当然也不排除国人纹身师故意整蛊他吧
弟弟五一休假玩得开心嘛 有没有一种在学校坐牢久了,终于出狱放风的感觉
前几天姐姐我一直在出差 然而这只是我不幸5月的开始很难接受这个月居然有31天
还有我出差回来那天因为刚参加完活动懒得换衣服 我当时就穿着裙子
然后火车上坐我对面的大叔估计累了直接躺在椅子上睡 他还刻意拿背包挡住他自己视线 不然这个视角就很迷了hmmm 想想他莫名有些可爱怎麽回事
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀小灵龙晚安吖
Hey! You all stop calling the owner of this profile page racist!
He is not !!!
and here are the reasons:
1) He has dark hair in his No No Area
2)He's phone is most likely black
3)He loves BBC Big Black Co....
Did you know why Issac Newton is known for " the guy who discovered gravity" and not for "the guy who invented gravity"?
Because he sucks and it's shown in his name
who t hell would name their kid "I suck“?
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⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠈⠆⠀⠀⠀⢸⣝⡿⡿⣟⣵⡇⠀⠈ have a good day!
Procrastinating?
Remember! Getting things done only makes room for more things to come!
Dont leave your comfort zone!
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˖⁺‧₊˚˖⁺‧₊˖⁺‧˚ 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝘿𝘼𝙔 💗 ˚₊‧⁺˖˚₊‧⁺˖˖⁺‧
Life Hack 101
Did you know you can get free candy so easily?
Whenever you see a van parking down the street.
Don't be shy, go ask the owner if he's got any candy
He'd be lovely to invite you to his basement for free snacks, games, and free housing.
and you will get more if you are a kid or female.
and don't forget to mention that you have 2 kidneys, 1 liver, and 37 lungs!
and bronze 4 in League of Legends
and IQ 250
and no one is gonna look for you if you're missing
Found yourself lack of Motivation:>?
well, let me tell you something.
I used to be so fat, and I was ashamed of my shape.
So afraid that I couldn't even get out of my room because I felt like everyone would be judging my appearance.
Look at me now!
So fat that I can't even get through the door!
晚上好啊
Why do men like you choose to be gay?
girls have that thing for pooping too, you know?>
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It's Star Wars Day!
May the 4th be with you!
done, now beam me up, Spock
四月份去了大理,五月份假期回了趟老家,行程排的很满,虽然是有时间的但是都在打游戏,懒癌一上来就不想留言了哈哈,总之复活一下。
大家的留言有好好看过哦 Thanks♪(・ω・)ノ朋友们
近期会高强度留言了(
为美好的世界献上祝福!
Did you know that you'll get hypersexuality when you are having a maniac episode when you are bipolar
feeling like watch porn 5 times a day
and sicence has found that masturbating 2 times a week incrases your life expectancy by 20%?
and which makes you logically immortal?
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Stop wasting your life, go get your dream life
follow my successf guys's instructions:
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1) Uninstall Your Games
2) Turn off your PC
3) Go touch some grass
4) Go take a shower
5) Buy a rope
6) Do Erotic Asphyxiation
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⠀⠀⠀⢳⠀⣿⢠⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⢖⠀⠀⢀⠐⢆⡾⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠈⢇⢸⡀⠉⠐⡷⠀⠀⠠⣤⡀⠸⡍⠀⠘⢆⡀⢉⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢎⡝⠑⣤⣀⢯⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⣀⠜⠉⠉⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⣀⡔⠈⠑⠒⠒⠒⠒⠛⠉⠉⠉⠓⡤⣄⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣠⠗⠋⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⠦⣟⣲⣄⠀⠀⢀⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠚⠃⠻⣭⡽⠁ ♥⠀ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑑𝑎𝑦 ♥
I'm a pro binge eater
Do you know what comes after binge eating?
binge pooping
和小灵龙^^一起加油啦先
就挺突然的 再然后我一个激灵彻底醒了
弟弟近来可好啊 是不是已经开始期待五一休假了
姐姐我长达半个月的邮轮旅行结束啦已经
人生建议弟弟要有机会一定要试试海上邮轮旅行~每天吃了睡睡了吃,除了海景还有各种舞台剧音乐剧魔术表演blahblah不要太爽
就是吃胖也很容易我朋友还帮我报了前几天的伦敦马拉松一直不喜欢跑步的我即便半马我都差点噶了