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German class 101
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oh it's super easy, just roll your key board like:
SUhfadshfklajsofhauiuisdfjoadsjfkhjadlisdhgfoiuasfwqj
sdhjaosdjaoiureajekljdlasdjpoapo
asdjasodhaofha
Trust me, it's no diffrenrence from actual German language to people who don't speak German
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You told me you had a dream, now go and fulfill it 💗
What does your fav alcohol say about you!
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Tequila : You are Mexican and gay!
Beer : You are fat and gay!
Vodka : You are Russian and gay!
Whisky : You are alcoholic and gay!
Gin : You think you are classic but you are still gay!
Sake : You are Japanese but you are into gay hentai!
Wine : You are French and gay!
Rum : You damn pirate and gay!
Brandy : You hate pirates but you are gay too!
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If you are in your 20s, 30s maybe even 40s, and you haven't seen what your butt----h0le looks like, chances are you are a failure !
But do not fear, Im here to rescue y'all!
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Step 1: Take off your pants
Step2: Stand in front of a mirror and turn your back on it.
Step3: Look back in the mirror.
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Alternative Style:
Step2: Use your phone and take a picture.!
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You are welcome!
and remember to send your friends both the picture and the method!
dont wanna leave them being failures do you?
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𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠, 𝙇𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙪𝙥 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨
Multiple studies have shown:
Straight plp tend to shoot at enemies' crotch, butt, or ♥♥♥♥ when using a gun or a bow in video games.
whilst gay people would stick to tradition by aiming the head for maximum damage.
which one are you?
Choose wisely
You are so thirsty, and there are two cans, which would you chooseee?
a). Cola
b).Pepsi
And multiple studies have shown that
gay people tend to choose pepsi over cola, are you one of them? it's nothing to be shy of
I just got a fat paied job at Hollywood.
ThereS my bEsT Work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sp2ont3duY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sp2ont3duY
祝六一快乐
Your comfort zone is ruining your future！
Get out and do hard thing! Chase your dreams!
Stop playing games, go study!
Stop watching porn, go date a 40 year old rich sugar daddy!
By denying the truth of Meg atron Griffin being the hottest woman on earth.
You waive your heterosexuality, and admit that you are into man not woman
What is the cure for your male loneliness?
A love from a girl? A badass built RGB PC?
No!
Is it a hug from a man you love? maybe, but not always working.
It's gambling！
Start gambling today!
You have 10billion dollars！ yOU JUST LEFT IT ON THE gambling table!.
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Did you know if you gain some copyrighted things without paying
say like, pirating a movie, downloading cracked games...
Logically speaking, you are Swedish...
also if you like death metal music
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·̩̩̥ ＊ •̩̩͙ ✩ •̩̩͙ ˚ ୨୧ 𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙘𝙪𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮! ୨୧ ˚ •̩̩͙ ✩ •̩̩͙ ˚ ＊
No time to explain！
The world will in end in 2030
if you don't legally change your name to
Louis George Maurice Adolphe Roche Albert Abel Antonio Alexandre Noë Jean Lucien Daniel Eugène Joseph-le-brun Joseph-Barême Thomas Thomas Thomas-Thomas Pierre Arbon Pierre-Maurel Barthélemi Artus Alphonse Bertrand Dieudonné Emanuel Josué Vincent Luc Michel Jules-de-la-plane Jules-Bazin Julio César Jullien Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff
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⠀ 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝!
Life Hack
What to do when you want something that's so expensive, that would cost months of or even years of your salary?
Quit your job!
If your salary is 0, any price times 0 is 0, basically it's free by choice
Did you know if you have your employees work past 12 p.m/
it counts as a new day, and you don't have to pay them any overtime salaries.
For employees
Don't poop or pee at home, or at any places that's not work.
Save it!
If you only poop at work, means you poop with pay.
Do it! Even if you are a driver! poop at work!
What happens when an astronaut farts in the space suit?
I mean isn't that concerning？
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ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙 💗
I can't belive some girls would do online NSFW streaming for money!
Where is the moral sense? Where is the self-respect? Where is the decency?
and WHERE IS THE LINK??????????????
How to avoid paying taxes
Really>? They ought to put you in jail, you society's parasite
seriously how would I know? I never had a job
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⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢠⣶⣦⡀⠈⣿⣦
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⡇ ⢠⠁⡠⣇ ⣾⣿⣿⠟⠅
⢣ ⠈⠁ ⡸ ⠻⠟⠁ ⠈⠂⢄
⠑⠒⠒⢁⠃ ⢸ ⢀⠊⠉⠉⠁ ⠈⠢
⢀⠃ ⠏⠢⡈⢄ ⣆⣀⣤⣶⣶⣶⣦⣄
⡠⠁ ⣌⠔⠂⠉⠢⣑⠤⠤ ⠚⢌⠉⠲⢶⣦⠙⣿⣿⣷
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⠈⠒⠂⠉⠁⢇⣀⠤⠄𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑑𝑎𝑦
Im so sick of Capcom remaking every single Resident Evil game
and forgeting about DevilMayCay 3 Remake
If you can see this, you are gay
This is not a joke but a well studied scientific found.
and the reason you are seeing this, is because you are gay.
steam algorithm doesn't lie
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⠈⣧⠀⠤⣀⠀⢿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⡇⣀ ⠤⠀⢀⡟
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠒⠒⡏⠀⠁⠈⠁⠈⠀⠹⡒⠒⠉The person who reads this,
i wish you a calm succefful and healthy life forever 💗
A legend once said:
"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
------Homer Simpson works for shcool and marriage too