Ssluts, ssluts, I f sluts
Ssluts get fed when I f ssluts
No ifs and’s, or buts. I f ssluts
I f ssluts

Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking
They'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fing
But that'll be easy with sleazy old $lut fing
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to $lut fing!

I have a list. A list? Yes
A list of all the ssluts I've missed
I've never fed or sucked these ssluts
And thus my nuts are fing pissed
So when I f the lucky sslutt my nut removes her from the list
Another dumb cumm-bucket struck from my nut sucking
Suck it sslutt, sslutt fing bucket-list

Ssluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond
They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones
Ssluts can be perky, preppy or posh
With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash

But other ssluts are pretty and funny and smart
These ssluts can lift all your thoughts from your dic to your heart
They can talk about science, music, or art
They can put you together or they can pull you apart

But don't trust these ssluts, don't, don't you dare
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that one dumb slut left there