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"we were doing our usual foreplay, which is just biting each other and practicing wresting moves we saw John Cena do, when we broke a light and realized that sudden darkness really turned us on, so we got a light dimmer installed, and to our surprise the next time we used it the whole sun went out!"
*john cena voice (AI generated)*
"you can definitely say this is one power couple!"
THIS JUST IN, lesbians have intercourse for the first time and accidentally cause a solar eclipse.
*joe biden AI voice (must be AI)*
"hello folks, Joe Biden here, it's so joeover for straight couples, as NASA recently discovered that lesbians have intercourse for the first time can cause a solar eclipse if they bump into a dimmer light switch while biting each other"
*joe biden looks at the camera and winks*
"alice and bobby (dead name "bob" [this is a computer science joke!]) recently installed a new light dimmer to spice the intercourse up"
-rep stole my blood and didn't give it back :(