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*john cena voice (AI generated)*
"you can definitely say this is one power couple!"
THIS JUST IN, lesbians have intercourse for the first time and accidentally cause a solar eclipse.
*joe biden AI voice (must be AI)*
"hello folks, Joe Biden here, it's so joeover for straight couples, as NASA recently discovered that lesbians have intercourse for the first time can cause a solar eclipse if they bump into a dimmer light switch while biting each other"
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