The Good Lord didn't give me two hands if I wasn't supposed to masturbate whenever I see fit. It's my first amendment right as a United States citizen to join a Minecraft or Roblox server and announce when I begin masturbating, and sometimes I'll even open mic so everyone can hear me neigh like a horse when I get close.

Your intimidation tactics won't work on me. I mod 2 niche subreddits and I'm not afraid to take you on.

Jealousy isn't a good look on you, man. I get it, I get all the TF2 hacking videos made about me and all you're known as is girl pants pocketing the phlong pyro. Suck it ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass phlong btw. So yeah, don't mind me over here enjoying my internet fame and fortune why you post buttmad comments.

stay frosty

NA, aka "Not Advancing" is a region known for their brief yearly appearance in the group stage of worlds, where they manage to disappoint despite having zero expectations.

Hello, is this Pizza Hut?

Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.

Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.

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NSFW?? Ok hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your ♥♥♥♥ has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your ♥♥♥♥ (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old ♥♥♥♥