This is a spoiler-free, unmodded review of the main game + both DLC's "Blood and Wine" and "Hearts of Stone".

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
✅ Normal (Customizable)
🔲 Hard
🔲 Hardcore

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
✅ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful (Music specially made for the game)

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
✅ Epic story

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
✅ Underpriced
🔲 Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
✅ High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
🔲 Short (2 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
✅ Extremely long (90-110 hours) (Main Story = 53h, Main + Extra = 126h, Completionist = 190h)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
🔲 The kind of fun youll remember
✅ Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
✅ If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes

This is a spoiler-free, unmodded review of the main game + both DLC's "Blood and Wine" and "Hearts of Stone". ~ DIFFICULTY ~ 🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it 🔲 Easy ✅ Normal (Customizable) 🔲 Hard 🔲 Hardcore ~ GRAPHICS ~ 🔲 MS Paint 🔲 Bad 🔲 Meh 🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game 🔲 Good 🔲 Beautiful ✅ Masterpiece ~ MUSIC ~ 🔲 Bad 🔲 Not special 🔲 Good ✅ Beautiful (Music specially made for the game) ~ STORY ~ 🔲 This game has no story 🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story 🔲 It's there for the people who want it 🔲 Well written ✅ Epic story ~ PRICE ~ 🔲 Free ✅ Underpriced 🔲 Perfect Price 🔲 Could be cheaper 🔲 Overpriced 🔲 Complete waste of money ~ REQUIREMENTS ~ 🔲 You can run it on a microwave 🔲 Average ✅ High end 🔲 NASA computer ~ LENGTH ~ 🔲 Very Short (0 - 2 hours) 🔲 Short (2 - 15 hours) 🔲 Average (15-50 hours) 🔲 Long (50-90 hours) ✅ Extremely long (90-110 hours) (Main Story = 53h, Main + Extra = 126h, Completionist = 190h) 🔲 No ending ~ FUN ~ 🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry 🔲 Hard to enjoy 🔲 Repetitive 🔲 Actually pretty amusing 🔲 The kind of fun youll remember ✅ Ride of your life ~ REPLAYABILITY~ 🔲 It's a one-time experience 🔲 Only for achievements ✅ If you wait a few months/years 🔲 Definitely 🔲 Infinitely replayable ~ WORTH BUYING ~ 🔲 No 🔲 Wait for sale ✅ Yes