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I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Discover the secret crack den.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 8:15am

No Way Trailer Home

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2023 @ 10:08pm

We still ain't got no budget!

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 7:20am

One Side, Gramps

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 1:07am

Breezy, not sleezy

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Holocaust: Part Trois

Reunite with an old enemy, again.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 9:00am

4 can play that game!

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2023 @ 6:07pm

And remember, respect is everything!

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Mean Kitty

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Lynched

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:30am

Yippee Ki-Yay

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Scooter Tutor

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 1:18am

Highscore, what does that mean?

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Dude Vinci Code

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2023 @ 5:10am

One of Uwe's Best

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).
Unlocked Dec 13, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Still playing with dolls!

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 9:25pm

PISSASSO

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2023 @ 8:22am

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2023 @ 4:05pm



Lame of Thrones

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.

Roadhouse

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Complete the game with no kills.