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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 6:42pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 6:42pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 6:42pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 11:15am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 6:42pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2015 @ 4:12pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2015 @ 7:04pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2015 @ 6:53pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 6:27pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 6:42pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 4:38pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2015 @ 8:40pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 6:42pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2015 @ 6:16pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2015 @ 9:51pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 6:42pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2015 @ 6:59pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2015 @ 4:14pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 5:11pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2015 @ 6:53pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 6:42pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2015 @ 3:43pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2015 @ 6:37pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2015 @ 6:11pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2015 @ 4:48pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 7:12am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2015 @ 6:42pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2015 @ 11:35am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2015 @ 3:12pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 5:15pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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