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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked May 7, 2014 @ 8:44pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked May 8, 2014 @ 1:25pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 1:18pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked May 17, 2014 @ 10:49pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 9:36am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked May 12, 2014 @ 3:00pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked May 8, 2014 @ 2:19pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 9:47pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 9:03pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked May 18, 2014 @ 8:44pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked May 18, 2014 @ 7:21pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 1:14pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked May 10, 2014 @ 7:08pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked May 10, 2014 @ 11:27am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked May 7, 2014 @ 8:36pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 10:42pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked May 17, 2014 @ 10:59pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked May 12, 2014 @ 10:03am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked May 18, 2014 @ 8:44pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 1:46pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked May 7, 2014 @ 7:01pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 8:43pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked May 18, 2014 @ 8:44pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked May 7, 2014 @ 11:19am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked May 8, 2014 @ 2:13pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 1:52pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 1:55pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked May 8, 2014 @ 1:33pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 10:42pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 3:03pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 2:48pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 3:34pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked May 10, 2014 @ 1:08pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 1:02pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked May 11, 2014 @ 10:14am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 3:31pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked May 10, 2014 @ 10:35am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked May 8, 2014 @ 2:17pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked May 8, 2014 @ 9:41am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked May 10, 2014 @ 11:31am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 9:38am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked May 9, 2014 @ 1:58pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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