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195.7 hrs on record (174.6 hrs at review time)
satisfies and fulfills my personal brand of autism
Posted September 11. Last edited September 12.
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4 people found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
in its current state, this game is absolutely trash. more a graphics demo than a game. it is made deliberately clunky by completely unnecessary mouse smoothing and obtuse camera, something games of its ilk do not suffer from. You do not have to make a game ♥♥♥♥ to control to make it "realistic." I promise. People in real life are able to control their limbs and not flop aimlessly.
other issues, including 1. the COMPLETE lack of ANY anticheat meaning you are bound to run into someone esping 2. the utterly ♥♥♥♥ lobby system and never functional "quick play" means that there are games, but i expect when the hype dies down that will too 3. the amount you get stuck on ♥♥♥♥ because everything has physics and your hands are down when you're running meaning you cant see anything because your camera is a foot in front of your character and 4. the general "youtube"-ness of this game lead me to believe that this game is going nowhere any time soon. i'd pass.
Posted July 11. Last edited July 17.
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13 people found this review helpful
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7.3 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
the combat camera update was very nice, fixed a lot of issues people (like me) had with it. now you just have to do that with the entire combat system. seriously, there's some great potential here, i really want to like this game, but it just feels... floppy. uncontrolled. the swings look and feel so slow and weak, even if it says 100% weapon speed. holding the attack for more power seems to just be a good way to get stabbed in the chest. your success on blocking without a shield is how close you are to your opponent (stupid) and luck (stupid.) I seriously hope this game gets better, I'm rooting for it, but in this state it just feels frustrating.
Posted May 21.
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18.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
multiplayer is so scuffed
Posted May 14.
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17.7 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
its fps. its chess.
Posted January 12.
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168.5 hrs on record
banned lol.
Posted December 7, 2023.
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1.3 hrs on record
games like this are why i wish i could give a middle thumb honestly.
its the same gameplay as UEBS1, just.. more. more of the same, nothing really innovative, just mooooooore.
of course, this game is a TECHNICAL feat, but definitely not a gameplay one.
Posted November 23, 2023.
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7.4 hrs on record
a sick vr game still in active development!?!? oh boy!
Posted November 11, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
124.3 hrs on record (41.6 hrs at review time)
incest and murder. very cool paradox, would sleep with and then kill my sister again.
Posted November 11, 2023.
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21.6 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
i sure did survive those vampires
Posted August 29, 2023.
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