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Not Recommended
4.7 hrs last two weeks / 4.7 hrs on record
Posted: Apr 24 @ 12:35pm
Updated: Apr 29 @ 7:25am

I have played many horrible games in my life, but this is genuinely one of the worst ones. The controls are irredeemably bad and it's completely rng if parry or dodge trigger the special attack or not. Every single enemy has 2 combos at best, even the bosses, but they're still difficult because the game just isn't working, and even when it does, it makes your thumb hurt because you're supposed to constantly press the stick towards your opponent. It's insane that they released a game in this state, it's practically unplayable. The "climb ladder" thing on the upper left corner stayed on my screen throughout the entire game because why not. Even when you get a key, the character just kicks the door in, because they were too lazy to make a door-opening animation. Story doesn't exist. The area you roam around is the most generic plain emptiness devoid of any life, your character has serious spine issues, there's no music at all outside bossfights, and when the combat does work, it's still bad. There's absolutely nothing good in this pile of ♥♥♥♥.

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